September 15, 2008

You are flawed if you do not Dream Date

[The Dream Date series continues with Jenn from You are flawed if you are not free!]

11:00am – Meet up later because Jenn does not get enough sleep (I think). Share cheesy scones and Starbucksy drinks.

12:00pm – Roll up into a spa of some sort for a couples package so she can enjoy a massage for once instead of giving them. Insist on our own music selections instead of soothing whale calls. Giggle about funny internet things on our phones instead of relax. Annoy massage therapists with “OMG look at this funny cat picture!” statements.

3:00pm – Search for the city’s best baked goods to rival Chicago’s cupcake menagerie. My guess would be Julien’s. Stuff Face.

4:00pm – Go to the Discovery Centre because Jenn likes to learn and I like things with flashy lights and bubbles. Push kids down flights of stairs so we can be first in line for everything. Kids smell.

5:00pm – Dinner at Seven to allow Jenn to indulge in the biggest wine selection around. She’s on vacation after all. Plus the wine will take her down a notch from her discovery high.

7:00pm – Catch a Shakespeare by the Sea performance. Hope it sobers Jenn up or put her to sleep.

12:00am – Carry Jenn to car. Drop her off at the airport, call her mother and hope for the best.

{ 53 comments… read them below or add one }

ed April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Ben April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Joy: I did! AWESOME.

Bleutrumpet: And pervy. That’s the good part.

Tara: My pleasure!

Elizabeth: Give him time…he’ll learn the awesomeness of rolling in gross.

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Elizabeth April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

I absolutely love this video! Radish does this ALL the time, but I have never seen Adley do it. Fabulous cop-out!

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Tara April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

whatever, your video was so awesome and your dogs are adorable!!! thanks for the compliment though :)

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Katie cat April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

I’m a cat lover, but someday I plan to have a hot dog dog! And only a hot dog dog – they’re my favorite!

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Bleutrumpet April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Aw, thats cute! Lol ;-)

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Joy @ Big Time Fancy April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Holy crap. Greatest video everrrrrrrrrrrr.

Did you see the Dachshund scarf I posted, btw?

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ÄsK AliCë April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

I love to love those puppehs

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cavy April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

i cheated too. and if i wasn’t so in love with my two bichon puppies, i’d totally get a dachsund. kudos.

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Chele April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

hey there were no rules on just one thing was it? oh i cheated baaaad. but hey I already established in my blog that i dont believe in monogamy so i guess its ok.

your dogs, whatever you gave them…i want some too

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Phil April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

I see that Calvin and Theo are masters of the Dachshund Aikido back roll. Excellent.

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Mel April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

i remember this one. :)

it does kind of feel dirty to watch, lol….

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Erin April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Slightly creepy but freaking awesome!

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Darren April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

lmao This is absolutely great :) Those dogs are adorable!

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anne April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Lol hahaha nice video, i swear i’ve heard the song somewhere.. =/

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Ari April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Wow….I kinda feel dirty after watching that! But they’re so cute!

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Auburn Kat April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

It’s SO true about people posting pictures from three years ago!

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Jossie Posie April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

How can it be wrong when wiggling puppies are involved.

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Katelin April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

haha this is ridiculous and hilarious. love it.

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Dolce April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Love the video! I really thought this was going to end with Theo humping Calvin. Or it is the other way around?

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Emily April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

i’m not a huge fan of animals but those dogs are too cute…despite the fact that your little soundtrack there is mildly creepy.

i still love it.

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Maxie April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

BEN. What do you use to edit videos. I need to do stuff like this.

Amazing :-)

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Thrice April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

cute video! I love how their ears fold upside down..well, maybe not upside down, but on reverse..ermm…idiomatic problem here..ermm..well, you know what I mean :P

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TOPolk April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Oh wow. That was…special.

I think I need a smoke break.

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dmb5_libra April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

i feel weird watching this video…

seriously, hi-larious!

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surviving myself April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Slightly creepy, yet amusing.

Perfect Ben.

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Andy April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Oh well, you’re forgiven. You can’t go wrong with lovely puppy videos.

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RecoveringActor April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

I was not even aware that Vlog day existed. but shucks… I don’t have a web cam. Darn.

Unrelated.. TAG. you’re it. Enjoy your Premios Dardo award :)

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Hillary April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

wait, what? I was supposed to be IN my vlog? FAIL

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.bethany. April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

You cheating is easily 10 times cuter/more interesting/more well done than my vlog will be…when I stop hating everything today long enough to talk about things I actually love.

You might honestly turn me into a dog person. Congratulations.

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Just A Girl April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Awwwwwwwwww. Now that that’s out of the way, cheater cheater pumpkin eater. I, being the rebel I am, blog anonymously and I’m also not a part of this 20SB nonsense even though technically I am one (plus the in-crowd never wants me…sniffle). But YOU are. Therefore you are a big cheaterpants.

(P.S. AWWWWWWWWWWWDOGGIES!!)

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LiLu April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Everyday I think I can’t possibly want a dog more than I already do…

AND THEN YOU GO AND DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

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Heather Rose April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

This kind of stuff is going to get me in trouble. I can’t contain the laughter.

I especially love the part where their wriggling gets out of control. Their hineys are just too much for that lengthiness.

Oh, how I miss having a weenie dog.

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Kate April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

As long as they’re not rolling in poop, I’m good with it.

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Rachel April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

No worries, I cheated too. I posted an old baby video of Diana.

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rs27 April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

willtherebecake had it right, the brown one does have some great wriggling moves. In bed.

Hey-oh!

Oh I was talking about me. This video should come with a NSFW

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insomniaclolita April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

This might sound overdone, but that;s just the cutest thing ever :) I like the music. So exotic.

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EvilKate April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

I kind of thought that I was watching a doggie porn and that I might get fired…but I couldn’t look away!

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Kristen April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

I find it hard to believe that you ever look tired and haggard.

IMPOSSIBLE I say!

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paul April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

I have seen this video before, but it was great the second time! Was it good for you, too?

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LBluca77 April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Oh the life of a dog.

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willtherebecake April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

I don’t know which is which, but the brown one has some great wriggling moves.

Sorry I just didn’t know what else to say. Good video.

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Marie April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Thankfully I have headphones and my ipod with me to erase that song from my head.

I heart your dogs.

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Erica April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

A cheat…but a cute cheat! All is forgiven.

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tmamone April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Great, now I’m going to have that song stuck in my head all day today!

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Matt April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Ben,

a real power ranger wouldnt cheat.

sincerely,

Batman.

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*Akilah Sakai* April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

The writhing. The music.

Was I supposed to get turned on?

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alexa - cleveland's a plum April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

no cheating! need some real ben action, next time!

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Racquel Valencia April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

I’m too inept to cheat. I couldn’t even figure out how the heck to get my webcam to work.

I officially fail at bloggering.

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The Dutchess of Kickball April 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm

lOl I love when they arch so much their shoulders come off the ground. And I forgive your cheating due to quantity of adorable puppies and because you won’t see me in my vlog either.

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