[The Dream Date series continues with Jenn from You are flawed if you are not free!]
11:00am – Meet up later because Jenn does not get enough sleep (I think). Share cheesy scones and Starbucksy drinks.
12:00pm – Roll up into a spa of some sort for a couples package so she can enjoy a massage for once instead of giving them. Insist on our own music selections instead of soothing whale calls. Giggle about funny internet things on our phones instead of relax. Annoy massage therapists with “OMG look at this funny cat picture!” statements.
3:00pm – Search for the city’s best baked goods to rival Chicago’s cupcake menagerie. My guess would be Julien’s. Stuff Face.
4:00pm – Go to the Discovery Centre because Jenn likes to learn and I like things with flashy lights and bubbles. Push kids down flights of stairs so we can be first in line for everything. Kids smell.
5:00pm – Dinner at Seven to allow Jenn to indulge in the biggest wine selection around. She’s on vacation after all. Plus the wine will take her down a notch from her discovery high.
7:00pm – Catch a Shakespeare by the Sea performance. Hope it sobers Jenn up or put her to sleep.
12:00am – Carry Jenn to car. Drop her off at the airport, call her mother and hope for the best.
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Oh, I live vicariously though your dog ownership, since my place won’t let me have pets. Love the music and, of course, the puppies. seeing as how you post daily, this isn’t much of a cop-out, more of a paid vacation
lol It’s a cute cop out, and the music really makes it.
Uh.
I cheated too.
And I love the music in this video. It’s creeptacularly hilarious.
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