April 23, 2008

Uggggnnnnfghhhhh

We are now in our third consecutive week of sunshine and warm temperatures here in Halifax (the split personality city that is quite lovely except for when it is impossibly depression during the winter months). That means that the beautiful people are crawling out from underneath their rocks to become even more beautiful in time for summer.

Watch out commoners! You’ve had your chance to enjoy Point Pleasant Park all winter. If you want to stick around, you had better beef up that feigned self-confidence in order to watch people run by you showing off that elusive muscle that sort of points down into your nether regions. For reference, check out Abercrombie & Fitch…or Pink…

Actually, it’s not so bad. I’m not out of shape – OKAY FINE (my Dad probably is choking on his coffee – ahem…scotch – wherever he’s reading this)…I am. However, I’m still rather wee so you wouldn’t know it unless you started poking me.

I go on 5km walks around the lake with the pooch every day and can generally power through it in about 40 minutes. I’m excited to get back to the rock climbing gym now that my brother is coming home (more on this later), and I love playing tennis during the summer months. Aside from that, I don’t do much. This has never bothered me until now. My declining metabolism is staring me in the face while a generation of people six years younger than me look more my age than I do. Not to mention the pressure from YOU – you silly bloggers who still manage to find time to…oh, you know, run the Boston Marathon (that means you, J-money).

Even yesterday in a business meeting a client spoke about how working out to him is like brushing his teeth (it showed). I nodded in agreement although he totally knew that I hadn’t worked out since the summer of 1977.

So lately I have been dreaming of being active and fit to the point where I have convinced myself that I can do it. Today I took the first step and went for a run with Calvin…Calvin who loves to run…Calvin who hates when I need to stop before my lungs explode and my heart gives out…Calvin who gives me disapproving looks when I groan and pray for death at the turn-around point…Calvin who has proven to be possibly the greatest work-out partner to date.

{ 18 comments… read them below or add one }

Lisa-tastrophies April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

Welcome to the dark side Ben.

~from one of the gang that hung out behind the gym…

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Ben April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

MissBurb: I only smoke metaphorically haha good on you for quitting!

Carolyne: *whimper*

Felicia: I’m wondering whether to drink beforehand.

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Felicia April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

I crossed over to the dark side a long time ago…it’s OK, don’t be scared!

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Carolyne April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

I’ve gone twice this summer and loved it! And the water is not that deep…

Excited to hear how your adventure goes!

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Miss Burb April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

Feel free to meet us for a light up by the Dumpsters. We’ll be there by 3

(lol, I actually quit that nasty habit once I got preggo, but I was def one of those kids. You know, the ones you don’t want YOUR kids hanging out with. j/k, most parents loved me. bondage and all :X )

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EP April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

Good luck, my friend! It sounds like something fun/dangerous that I would try once then swear off for the rest of time.

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Phil April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

I thought I was going to die the first time I went to the rock climbing gym, but for whatever reason, after the second climb I ended up loving it and I’ve wanted to do it again ever since. Have fun!

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rs27 April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

my friend quota is full.

I apologize.

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Hillary April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

Maybe your “friends” will be the ones to die and then you can get new friends that don’t try to kill you. Upside?

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wegrit April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

I think you might be drastically overestimating the number of limbs you’re going to lose.

Have fun!

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Word Perv April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

Beware of land shark!!!!

(If you don’t get this joke, YouTube land shark and find Chevy Chase doing the skit from Saturday Night Live. My fav!)

Have fun Ben!

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Nilsa S. April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

If only your video camera was waterproof. Then I’d demand video footage of your excursion!

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ÄsK AliCë April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

Mud sliding sounds fun!

Like fun in the way that I might watch people do it on television and laugh at them

Hope you enjoyed it ;>

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Kez April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

haha good luck. Just be flattered that you have friends…
either that or scared because they clearly are trying to kill you and make it look like an accident.
;)

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L.C.T. April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

I would say farewell Mr Ben, but I think have fun would be more appropriate!

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The Dutchess of Kickball April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

I don’t get it, why is it sooooooo muddy?

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Lauren Oostveen April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

JEALOUS! I want to go again. Remember: if you feel like you’re falling, let go of the rope so you don’t get dragged into the propeller. And look out for my hat!

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dmb5_libra April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

Hang on to your britches!

Good luck and godspeed.

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