It’s two in the morning and I just ate a whole pizza by my effing self because Tia‘s all…”ew…no…I’ll only eat crusts because I’m all high maintenance and ew…”
Whatever. It was delicious.
I’m tired, sweaty and need sleep but I need to take a sander to my face to scrub the Adam Lambert out of my pores before I pass out. It might take a while.
So that’s it really. I went out looking like a woman, dry-humped a bunch of super hot bloggers who really shouldn’t be so hot yet prove why things like Facebook and Chat Roulette are so popular because every now and then you run across some internet person who is just that hot and real and not at all porny, stayed out until some straight guy got jealous that I was surrounded by un-porny women and popped my collar in some strange act of passive aggression and Livit Luvit hit him in the fucking face in some strange act of unwarranted straight-up aggression, and then I was all, ‘I don’t know what to make of this. Tia? Want to go home and get pizza delivered to our room so I can eat it all by my fucking self because you’re all high maintenance?” and she’s all, “Sure! That sounds awesome! I love crusts and special attention.”
And that brings you about up to speed. Time to go scrape off my face.
GOODNIGHT.
P.S. I totally got to second with RS27 tonight too. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Especially not RS27.
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Hahaha you look hot by night!!
I. Was. A. Mess.
But it was fun.
Gosh, you are a beautiful boy!
I was only part boy last night, to be fair.
Don’t take this the wrong way, but I would totally have my way with your by night look. Ok, I would probably try to have to have sex with the day look too, but I would understand your homosexuality. But by night, I’m giving you no choice. And I mean this in a totally platonic, I would never really do that to you kind of a way.
Darling? You don’t have to explain yourself to me.
This totally just made my entire effing day! Considering I just woke up, it’s gonna be a good day!
I made a lot of days last night by random Vegas tourists thrown off by the guy wearing the make-up.
This just made me life. Also, you’re beautiful. Also, that guy totally deserved it and I’d do it again in a heartbeat. Also, we’re at the topless pool. Hurry up.
You are so all over protecting the herd. Nicely done.
I’m so confused by this. By day, you look like your set to play Gilligan in the remake of Gilligan’s island. And by night I’m afraid to say that to you because you might stick a long sharp pointy black fingernail in my eye for suggesting you would play the loveable nitwit on a basic cable tv show for under 500K an episode.
Also the night look is totally sexy in a he might kill me/give me good makeup tips way.
The makeup tips would not come from me. Poor Tia’s patience was seriously tested trying to do that to someone who can’t keep his eyes open as soon as someone tells him to keep his eyes open.
Either you have one hell of a spell checker or you’re awesomeness prevents you from typos even when you’re drunk…
Either way, thank you for brightening up what was turning into a hellish Saturday morning. And I’m not even hungover.
I am the valedictorian of drunk-blogging. The secret is not to rush.
I mean, the dry humping pretty much made my life. And you are fucking beautiful. And I want LiLu on my team forever and ever. And Tia’s gorgeous and can be as high maintenance as she wants. And I love you.
My thighs hurt. That’s how serious last night was.
When I started seeing the pictures / tweets I was like a 12 year old who didn’t get to go to space camp with his buddies. The word epic doesn’t even cover it. You need to create a new word that makes epic sound like a walk in the park.
I’ve been thinking all day about this but Vegas has basically ruined my ability to create anything besides alcoholic needs. I’ll get back to you.
Hahahahaha I just read this to Rs27 we died laughing. Like died in a un porny kind of way
I’d like to see the porny kind of dying.
Ew. Wait. No.
2nd base? I have to tell my mom. She,s going to be excited.
Tell her I say hello.
You are too cute for words.
Even last night?
You look amazing! And dammit, if only I could have been there, even just for that dance party last night.
It was actually one of the greatest. Not to rub it in, but it cannot be denied.
Drunken tweeting is beyond my abilities, but to do a post?
Impressive!!
It’s my specialty. Seriously. I don’t even want to admit how many of my posts are written bleary-eyed drunk.
It is just WRONG how jealous I am of your makeup.
It was the best ever. I was Kim Kardashianed out.
Wow, awesome drunk post. Serious. You should do a lot of your posts while intoxicated. Also, I hate you just as I hate Adam Lambert — your eyelining skills far exceed mine and I am JEALOUS.
It was no skill of mine here…just me tragically weeping while Tia accosted my eyeballs with pencils, paint, and other things that I don’t understand.
Please….admit that Tia helped you with the eyeliner. You don’t have those mad skillz all on your own, do you?
You look FARBULOUS. *swoon*
Oh jesus no. I did nothing. I just sat there and tried to keep my eyes from watering….unsuccessfully.
You looked fabulous, by day and by night. Ummm, so, I take it by these responses we aren’t supposed to blog while we are intoxicated? I need to rethink my entire life now. Le’sigh.
Shawn – don’t doubt yourself in this area, ever.
you looked amazing last night, which you already know, clearly, but I take EXTRA pride in it since it was because of me.
and clearly, i never pass up on kudos when I know they’re due.
and i love your face and i sort of miss you already even though you’re right here.
You’re sooooo far awaaaaaaay on the other bed.
Wow – umm wow. I act like a dude most of the time, can I have the by night version of you? Not that the by day version is not hot – but wow.
It worked in Vegas for me…but I’m pretty sure a fierce bitch could rock it wherever! I say go for it and report back.
tragedy of awesome?? f*** off!! it should’ve been ‘awesome(ness) of tragedy’.. or something like that.. btw: nice work Tia!! you totally rock. i’ve never had such kind of a beautiful eye make-up before and i don’t think i will ever because i’m so out of it.. it needs some talent to be able to do that, no?
well, even if you look hotter by night, i’d prefer the by day version of you Ben. it’s three times hotter that the by night version. and i’d not want an adam lambert kind of look by my side. wait, let me think.. umm, no.. sorry.. but you would make such a beautiful and gorgeous girl for real.. you have the potential! (i mean in terms of the appearance). you’re quite beautiful as well as being handsome..
loved this post! you guys are really *something* to hang out with..
best..
You’re so sweet that I don’t even know what to say about it.
The make-up … wow. You really are the Yoda of eye pencil and mascara. Please share your knowledge.
Just become friends with Tia – she’ll hook you right up!
You look incredibly hot in eyeliner!! /Swoon
Noted. I will now wear it every day and not just because I can’t figure out how to wash it off.
Heard about the collar popping incident! such a douche.
LOVED finally meeting you guys! that night was epic. especially the fact that you were wearing as much eyeliner as I was at the time (more, maybe? I love it.)… dry humps 4eva.
Oh man….SO much fun. I love that we went from simple introductions to dance floor domination within an hour. Truly.
OH MY GOD STOP STOP STOP IT IT IT YOURE SO CUTE CAPS LOCK NO PUNCTUATION
So should I move there or are you packing up and coming here?
I love it that Lilu punched someone IN THE FACE for you.
Badass.
You totally rocked it on theme night. You can do my makeup any time.
HA! Again, I can’t stress enough how I had nothing to do with it besides sitting there and letting Tia go to town.
LOVE the night look, so effing hot! Sounds like Vegas was a blast, I hope someday I am a popular blogger so I can join the fun!
Dudette! It’s not about whether 30358 people read your blog or just you, your mom and your cat! Hell, people came who weren’t even bloggers!
Just come come come.
Oooh. Dirty.
But seriously. Come.
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