Comments on: Send help

By: Ben

Ben — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:29:17 +0000

I kid you not. There was a time in my life where that became an unfortunate necessity…

By: Allie

Allie — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:29:17 +0000

Mapping your way home based on the fast food wrappers you found on the floor is pure genius!

You have an uncommon talent, my friend!

By: Tia

Tia — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:29:17 +0000

i totally forgot about you trying to do the sexy hair pull!

i just remember the groping.

By: alexa - cleveland's a plum

alexa - cleveland's a plum — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:29:17 +0000

“a touch of Karen Walker in their steps”

i love you for that sentence

By: Junket

Junket — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:29:17 +0000

After watching my most respected colleagues lose it after drinking at conventions and demanding we find a Del Taco at 3:00 am, I too, decided to lay low on making an ass out of myself at corporate events. Good call!

By: Andrea

Andrea — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:29:17 +0000

“A little Karen Walker in their step.” Hilarious, I love it.

By: The Rambler

The Rambler — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:29:17 +0000

But I bet you were still a hot looking stud of a man waking up in a dumpster in Tijuana three days later wearing a thong as a headband and looking for my right shoe which I'm hoping also contains my right foot!!

Unless you had dried puke on your lips than maybe not so much.

Mucho grossness.

(yah, that's all the spanish I got)

By: Phil

Phil — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:29:17 +0000

I have nothing to add, really, except that last Friday I did drag for the first time ever, and three hours spent in performance mode in four-inch heels completely hosed me for the rest of the weekend.

By: jenniferalaine

jenniferalaine — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:29:17 +0000

I guess you're all grown up now!

I'm waiting for the day that I graduate college so I can have a little more legitimacy in passing out at 11 on a Friday night (which I swear I didn't do this weekend…)

By: Kez

Kez — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:29:17 +0000

Haha, my tipping point was the age of 23. Ha! I'm so much more resilient than you! Well, by one year…

Now I fare much the same as yourself…only I have some new friends and they're much younger than me (say 5 years). I feel like some kind of friend-cougar. Is there such a thing? I like to think so.