[There's a reason it took me such a long time to write out this edition of the Dream Date series. For starters, how does one even imagine dating Crissy without becoming lost in pleasurable fantasies? Well, you don't. I just woke up from a three week Crissy-coma.]
9:00am: Plan out date with Barbies.
10:00am: This is where we drive to our date while running over people wearing polyblends. I’m the cute blonde. Duh.
11:00am: This is where I dress Crissy up as the gay pride fairy and present her to the panel of judges on the reality show of life and who also appear to be the original members of the Village People post-op. I’m still the cute blonde. Duh.
11:30am: This is where I realize that I’m on a date with Crissy, voted hottest mommy blogger of 2008 by the general public of the universe, and not her husband who most of the time does not enjoy wearing pants. Am slightly disappointed.
I’m still the cute little blonde. Duh.
12:00pm: Crissy proves that she in fact is worthy of my affection by giving me a live rendition of this video she posted once upon a glorious day.
1:00pm: Spent.
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Supr cute doggies! I SO want a sausage dog.
Our airedale is called Theo….Theodore if he in trouble
I know I'm super late on this, but that day absolutely blew my mind. And so does the Internet and all my Internet friends. I still get chill bumps thinking about that day and the support and love. It's amazing.
And major congrats on your awards!
Jamie: Thanks babe!
Nicole: Limber up…
You can emotionally fist my life anytime you want.
Best day ever. And congrats on your awards!
That video was amazing….
I applaud everyone that was involved!
Congrats on the awards!
You said it better than I ever could. In fact, I couldn't. JUST TOO EPIC.
Congrats on your awards! Definitely well deserved =)
Also, loved that you sang while holding your pup in the video for Brandy.
congrats darling, well deserved!
How have I not found you before. Wow… emotional fisting eh?? That is some pretty deep shit. Ahahahah. Ahem… anyway, thanks for the laugh.
um you completely deserve all of your awards, seriously you're pretty amazing. in case you didn't figure that one out already.
richly deserved, my love.
RICHLY DESERVED.
(i get to sit next to you in the convertible during the tickertape parade, right?)
(there IS a parade, right?)
So what is exactly in your grass in Canada that makes your doggies go crazy?
And “emotional fisting of your life” – priceless.
Ahhh… That was awesome.
Congratulations on your awesome-ness!
I hope your acceptance speech is better than Drew Barrymore's.
Congrats, as you thoroughly deserve all the accolades you get. I gave myself an award, the “Best Random MTV Reality Show Recap Award,” for which I was the only nominee and there was no trophy.
Yesterday's fundraiser stuff should reinvigorate us all in our blogging at least a little bit. That was one of the most pure, unselfish displays of support for another person I've seen, and I was glad to be a part of it.
I'm hoping at some point to be able to have someone awesome guest post on my blog. You're in my contact manager, Ben.
Congrats on your awards and for taking part in the awesome video!
dude… big congrats.
fist bump!
“emotional fisting” – consider the term stolen
I told you since the very beginning you'll win the sexiest blogger haha
I have amazing mind
and congrats for the rest!
That video is giving me the giggles really bad. Also, all my dogs are furiously licking their crotches now. Sexy runs in your family, apparently.
Did you make…doggie porn? Good work.
DAMNN what a day! wow, totally blown away by the video campaign you guys pulled off. stunning. and also, congrats on all the awards, you deserve it!
Congratulations on all of your wins! Your blog is always a must-read for me, I'm glad others agree
Good job meeting your post(as in after ^_^) awesome heart-warming event blog post criteria. I knew you'd find a way.
My husband was wondering why I was giggling and singing “Love To Love You, Baby” one evening a while back. He now watches that video regularly. ^_^
Congrats on sweeping the awards! I can't wait to watch your acceptance speech vlog!
Yay! Congrats on your wins! Well deserved you sexy beast!
Great video
So glad I came across your blog!!
I <3 you. Congratulations on the Bootleg!!!
Puppy love. Sigh. It's the antidote to epic days.
Congrats on the awards!
And your pups? Holy crap are they so fracking adorable. (It's a good thing I have headphones on or I would have gotten weird looks at work for the song you chose for this video.)
I love your doxies! they are so freaking cute and your video had me cracking up and feeling a little awkward watching it at work
congrats on the awards!
That video is one of the most impressive things I have ever seen on the internet.
Well, not the singing part. But the fact that it happened in general.
Congrats on the awards!
Love that last line. Good job on Love Harder yesterday. You guys did such an amazing job! Love the puppies rolling around. Why are we all so enthralled with them… it makes me laugh!
How have I not been reading you yet?! Congrats on all your awards.
That guest post you wrote on my blog was the best thing that's ever graced the page of ihatesomuch.
like yeah.
I've got a mini long-haired doxie myself and there's nothing better than when she rolls around on carpet like that and her ears get all that static in them and she looks up at me like, “Why are you laughing?” Dachshunds are just priceless!
..and it was on or around that time that my boss came by and saw me watching a full screen video of a dog rolling around on it's back with 'love to love ya baby' playing in the background and we both shared an awkward 'I may be having sex with animals and YOU hired me moment' at which point he immediately left without saying a word.
My review should be interesting.
Thanks a lot.