Comments on: Post-presedential election: Need to marry into Canada?

By: AngryGirl

AngryGirl — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:28:12 +0000

Don't talk to me about fucking summer. Try living in London where if there is approximately 1 cm of blue sky everybody (and I do mean everybody - skinny, fat, young, old) strips down to virtually nothing. The main problem is that most of the people I get to see are the unfortunate ones with lard arses, stretch marks, and builders bums you could lose a city in.

So, Canada, I raise you your attempts at sunbathing in relatively warm climes, and trump you with British "summer".

But I will deffo be at the poolside bar. Make mine an extremely large one so that one day, maybe, I can wipe these images from my eyes!

By: LiLu

LiLu — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:28:12 +0000

What? I…

Sorry. Someone said something about celsius degrees and I blacked out trying to decipher what the hell it meant.

By: Mel

Mel — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:28:12 +0000

“The first time the sun rears it's fickle head after months of clouds and cold with 70% chance of precipitation and 98% chance of utter depression, we all strip down to our maple-leaf-printed skivvies and start dryhumping the still-frostbitten evergreens as if we're not still going to slammed with a final meteorological bitchslap from Mother Nature before she lets us enjoy what we pretend is a summer.”

That entire LONG run-on sentence? Totally described Michigan folk….Including myself…Except for the maple leaf skivvies. We have cherries on our's (thanks to a thriving cherry harvest in this state).

By: Mega

Mega — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:28:12 +0000

You lost me at nipples. Make playing Edward 40hands before noon your goal in life. Then…then you shall be king of kings.

By: The Girl

The Girl — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:28:12 +0000

Montreal was 25 degrees this weekend. Maybe you should switch provinces. You're missing out. PS, the whole “..start dryhumping the still-frostbitten evergreens” totally speaks to me.

By: MJenks

MJenks — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:28:12 +0000

So, all you guys DO have maple leaves on your unders! I knew it!

Swans are evil. You are wise to give them a wide berth.

By: Kate

Kate — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:28:12 +0000

Well put. (As I put away my flip flops and pull on some wool socks. Which I really did do after I got home from coffee this morning. Sigh.)

I dug up my garden yesterday, knowing full well that the last heavy snow we get will sink in better that way.

By: Karen

Karen — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:28:12 +0000

Oh yeah. I remember Canadian “Spring.” When anything over 0 is considered shorts weather after you've spent 6 months seeing negative signs on the thermometer.

-40 should not even exist.

By: Rahul

Rahul — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:28:12 +0000

Hey, you can easily get a sun tan when it's 50 (F) and sunny as you can when it's 85.

Except I never leave the house, so I dont know if what I said was factual.

By: Tigerlily

Tigerlily — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:28:12 +0000

Over here in ON we actually had a tiny summer weekend! 26C and Sunny. It was glorious. I actually shaved my glaring white legs and let them out for the first time since Sept!