Blah blah. Old year. New year. Blah.

December 30, 2011

I have my serious hat on today, kids. Okay fine – it’s not that serious. It’s more like a grey tweed on the outside with a bright blue cartoon whale pattern liner. You know, business time meets ‘I’m five-years-old’ which is generally what I want for my entire wardrobe. But, seeing as how this now awesome-sounding hat is entirely theoretical for the sake of setting the tone for my final post of 2011, maybe I should stop talking about it and get down to actual business.

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Repurposing with a purpose.

December 7, 2011

As we seem to be coming up on a month since the finger-breaking injury and the abrupt end of my promising dodgeball career, it’s time to start thinking of new ways to put my dramatic, stainless-steel splint to new use. Because when your universal health care gives you shiny solutions for your physical flaws, you take that shit to the BANK. It’s what my uninsured American brothers and sisters would want me to do.

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Equal parts how to date a blogger and why you should never do exactly that.

November 25, 2011

Today, I thought I’d try a little something different. Some of you may not realize this, but we’re coming up on the official five-year anniversary of this blog. Whoa, right? Blogging came into my life just six months after meeting the newf which has given him plenty of time to grow into his role as a Joanna Lumley-esque, spotlight-stealing guest star. An impressive feat considering the many reasons why you’ve gotta be out-of-your-mind to willingly date a blogger.

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I’m bionic now (or, ‘Still milking it.)

November 22, 2011

So. Dodgeball. Remember that time I pretended that I could love it? Remember that time that I got all team spirity like any football coach in any football movie during the halftime of the big championship game just before putting the scrawny, maybe-a-little-slow-but-it-would-be-inappropriate-to-say-it kid on the field to save the day? Well take a motherfucking knee, bitches, because OH HOW THE TIMES HAVE CHANGED.

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