We’ve had a lot of fun on this blog and we’ve even managed to do some good (and bad) along the way. We’ve raised money for abandoned animals around the world, we’ve allowed hundreds to learn from our hilarious disturbing binge-drinking mistakes, and god only knows how many people now know to hide housekeys or full outfits outside of their homes for emergencies.
But now, more than ever before, I need to ask for your help.
(Thanks Rachel for the photoshop work….I mean IT’S TOTALLY REAL!)
In less than two weeks, my seven year obsession will reach a feverpitch as I stand within shouting distance of her in California. I’ve loved her through thick and thin (srsly.) for seven years now so the idea of seeing her in person and not getting to profess my love to her and present her with the 3095 bulletpoint list of why we should be best friends is simply NOT! AN! OPTION!
Having been blogging for over two years, I know first-hand the power of the internet. It has helped me get jobs, build a portfolio, make friends, and secure places to stay in foreign lands. For that reason, I KNOW THAT YOU CAN HELP ME MEET HER, INTERNET.
So come on. Let’s hear it. Do you know the event planner in San Diego? Best friends with the bouncers? On a texting basis with Ms. Clarkson herself? A skilled master of Ninja stealth? Help a brother out!
Tell people. Spread the word. I’ll be there in San Diego on July 5. You can see the view from my seat above. Worse comes to worst, I can just make a run for it and hope that security will take pity on the wee, jetlagged, sunburnt Canadian who hauled his gay ass from the other side of a different country just to kick off an epic friendship with his Top 40 Soulmate.
You know you want to see this happen.
The POWER is YOURS!
If Captain Planet says so…it’s ON.
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