First off, I’d like to thank everyone for participating in the giveaway contest and making me laugh and cringe on your behalf. It makes me feel a little bit better about falling asleep in the girl’s washroom at the bar and being awoken by a drag queen asking me if her nose was still bleeding from her last line.
Ahhhh foggy memories…
Moving on! Let’s check out the entries, shall we?
Hi Hills!—
When Rum Goes Bad – The Dutchess of Kickball
Hangover Hunt: The search for what happened – Wishmewell
Hey y’all, don’t heckle the strippers this weekend! - DMB
Gyro girl to the rescue! – Kellie
Me and Mrs. Jonze, we got a thing goin’ on – Raych
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Hilarity ensues – Suz
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The best (and worst) hangover story – Ashley
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I get drunk and sentimental I need a touch that is gentle – Hillary
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Hangover Wednesday - Alice
Six pints please – Marie
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A danger to self & others – Cassette45
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Never Again - Arielle
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The worst hangover story – Melissa
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The year is 1989… – Adminderella
This happened about 6 months ago… – Franco
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Don’t be a Jonze – Ben
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Binge drinking – AuburnKat
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Laugh now, cry later – Crissy
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So many to choose from – Maxie
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The night I threw up on my shoes and threw myself at a gay man – Tricia
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The day a dining table made me sick – wee-h
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Bust. – JB
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Your sister did the funniest thing last night – Hoppster
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Let’s play Ben’s worst hangover ever game – Well-intentioned heartbreaker
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Drunken antics – Mandy
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This is a long one. My apologies - Megkathleen
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Does it count as a hangover if I’m still awake? – stealthnerd
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The one where I throw shoes and make equally bad decisions – LittleMissObsessive
1) Megkathleen
2) Hillary
3) Raych
Each of these people will receive a piece of three-tiered tupperware so that you too can be the focus of office envy. Plus, I will be putting fun things in said tupperware containers for your efforts. I haven’t decided what yet, but you will all be pleased, I promise. So hurry up and email me your mailing address.
As for the rest of you who participated, feel free to email me your address as well and I will send each of you a small token of my appreciation for playing along. You all rock!
Thanks for playing, for sharing and for enjoying the Jonze movie and be sure to let me know which blogger you think had the worst hangover!
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I just google imaged Cape Breton. I can be there in 12 hours. LTFJ! That place looks beautiful!
“Lord thunderin' fuckin' Jesus!”
This is my new catch phrase.
I grew up next to Alaska in a town of 800 and htis is spot on. I think we could swap horror stories over a pint, easily.
Hahahahhaa, what is it with Maritimers getting jiggy in church?! It's not just a Cape Breton thing. I laughed a lot at this. I have only been to Cape Breton once but I did laugh at the Balls Creek highway sign. And then we went to Gallops Funland. And there were only like 12 people on the whole island…but one of them was Rita McNeil. So that counts for something.
Lord thunderin' fuckin' Jesus!
That was a funny. And I think you might be right Shelley… Or maybe that's the Newfie version? Can the Newf verifiy this??
Isn't it pronounced, “Lard tunderin' fookin' jayzus?” Which by the way I would like to see on youtube, if you could swing it.
Bi-weekly massages and dental? If only the corporate world knew how much of a difference that alone would make. Hell, I'll take two Blackberries for those perks!
My graduating class was almost 2000 and I thought I was from a small town.
Lord thunderin' fuckin' Jesus! How did you guys get out of there?
Wow! My graduating class was half that size. And the small town I live in, is over 51,000.
You live in the country, good sir.
And Hello?! Where is our Love Story! You've spoiled your loyal readers.
i think im falling in love with u, Peter. *sigh*
Sounds like a charming little place.
“At the same party you later heard, 'Went by the cops' houses and the police cars are all home. Speed like a motherfucker.'”
LMAO!! That's great.
“So… You think the host counts as a carb?”
Love that!
1200 people??? Dude there were that many people in my high school.
Natalie MacMaster???