- There’s an overweight celebrity in my top five. Want to know who?
- The many reasons you should sleep with Kathy Bates.
- Ridiculing children: so many pros, so few cons.
- “I picture him eating the foot-long on the yacht.”
- Don’t get drunk at office parties. But if you do, use a Twitter hashtag.
- Last minute Christmas gift: Sign a friend up for anonymous sex services.
My Christmas gift to you
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