[The Dream Date series continues with Rachel of I'm a Mom in Real Life!]
9:00am – Blindfold Rachel and shove her in the back of the car. Kidnap Diana from preschool.
10:00am – Untie frantic Rachel and take Diana to the mall for cool lessons. You know, crucial preparation for middle school. I want her to be the Queen Bitch by high school to make up for the fact that I wasn’t.
Okay. Fine. I’ll be taking Queen Bitch lessons from Diana who clearly knows how to work the world since she was offered a real live penguin for her birthday and had an assembly line of people unwrapping presents on her behalf.
11:00am – Realize that children are tiresome. Give Diana back to preschool teacher and insist that it was all a big misunderstanding. Cancel the 911 call and avoid prison time.
12:00pm – Drink gin and tonics with a jittery and confused Rachel, hopefully by then she will be identifying with her captor.
3:00pm – Return home to watch the newf and the husband wrestle in whipped cream for our entertainment.
3:30pm – By now, Rachel and I will surely need some…alone time…
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I have never before felt the urge to lick my computer screen, until now.
Theona Lewis sounded perfectly legit to me.
Crap. now I feel like looking up some songs from 2001.
I never got on board with the whole Ricky is hot thing, but that might be because I had a nasty breakup with my own Latino boy. Who knows. But I have to say that picture of him is Y.U.M. I want to lick him in naughty places and it’s waaaay to early here and I’m waaaay too married for that. Now I have to go change my panties.
During sophomore year of college my friend and I would stand in her room watching the Dirty Pop video over and over again so we could learn the dance. We did. At least most of it. I just tried singing it in my head and I still remember most of the words. I’m awesome!
LOL! Your description of Ricky as a lunch lady had me rolling. But…
he is still hot. Even though he can’t sing worth a lick. The music still has me gyrating though!
he is freaking hot…crappy songs and all.
pretty, pretty Ricky
We were doing a fast version of dirty pop in Body Step class… Very jumpy!
Dude Ricky?! Seriously?! (even though I remember all those rumors during highschool that he was gay! Probably the boys were just jealous, but still!)
oh willa ford…i STILL can’t believe nick carter dated her. lame.
not gonna lie though, when that ricky martin/christina aguilera duet – “nobody wants to be lonely” – comes up on my itunes shuffle, i don’t skip it.
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