Remember that time I told you about the heinous bitches who live beneath us? Well, I was hoping to share many more stories of their plague on my existence but I really haven’t seen much of them since the landlord gave them their eviction notice.
Wait…wait….what was that? EVICTION notice, you say??
HELLS YES.
As it turns out, their inability to close doors quietly, or perhaps their frequent failure at putting their expletive-laced conversations on hold until they get in their soundproofed apartment rather than the volume-enhancing stairwell, bothered more people than just us. Or maybe it was the fact that a random six guys seem to have keys to our building now?
Regardless, the news gave cause for celebration up here on the top floor. I can now smirk when they slam the door in my face when I’m three paces behind them on the way in. I can feel free to trash them in the stairwell so that they can hear when they’re doing jello shots and eating expired take-out food. I can stomp up and down the stairs when taking Calvin out at six in the morning without fear.
I am satisfied that despite getting an against-the-rules pet, despite having drunkety-drunk somewhat festive games nights, despite complaining about the superintendent’s smoking habit in our non-smoking building, WE STILL CAME OUT ON TOP.
So long hags. I’ll be the one not holding the door when you’re dragging your boxes of $1 press-on nails, faux-Uggs, and Gap hoodies circa 98 down the stairwell.
P.S. Your parents were all very friendly when we saw them loading up your stuff? What happened to you assholes?
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Cheap from Old Navy but classy since it has been featured on the Mod Dog Blog.
No joke.
his coat is DAPPER.
Let’s start with my day and then work on the rest of the world.
May I please have your permission to make him my desktop background?
Pretty please with an insanely adorable doggy mug on top?
Awe, that dog is sooo cute!
I think you’re right. All armed conflict would cease if this photo was in wider circulation. I’m going to send it to CNN right now.
Your dog makes me wanna spoon the crap out of it.
seriously, i’m going to squeeze his face off. so effing CUTE.
He looks like a sheep. Very cute!
That is exactly what I needed on a monday morning! Thank you.
I’ve never been one for dressing up dogs, but THAT is just too cute! And he looks so snuggly and warm!!
The little glimpse of pink tongue, the sweet doxie face, that cute little coat – this picture is 100% adorable.
That’s IT! This is the key to world peace. Cuteness abounds.
awwww so cute!
OMG too cute! I love the little sherpa collar. Very stylish and warm!
can that please be entered into some cutest dog contest or something?!?
World famine = SOLVED.
Awww. That picture is too cute. Definitely made me smile today!
awww such a cutesy woochie lil puppy wuppy!
So cute!!
cute
I love that his little tongue is sticking out
I’m glad Bailey is back to being healthy and cute, but your dog still gives him a run for his money.
Awesome sauce.
Does the picture fix the no heat situation? At least the little guy has his own coat…
How freakin’ cute!
want!
I’m suddenly tempted to become a dog-napper.
Er . . . did I say that out loud???
I think all puppies should wear jackets…so sweet!
I kind of want to eat his adorable little face, which is of course meant as a compliment.
That picture is fantastically adorable!
Puppies in coats day!
Oh my goodness, the cuteness! I love the jacket too. Are there matching boots that are hidden from view?
so. fucking. cute.
When some country leader is thinking of going to war, they need to be shown this picture first. I’m 99% sure they will change their mind afterwords.
All he’s missing is a nice cup of Espresso Truffle woofucinno!
Unless your holding it? (smirk, cause we hold everything for them don’t we?)
That brought quite the bright spot to my day.
I needed to see this today.
Thank you.
CUTE!!! i want one of those.
“Oh hai, offisher… no, I shwear it’s jusht water in shad toilet. Sure, I could tosh my noshe with my pawsh…”
AWWWWWWWWW! So adorable!!!!!
Adorable! That pooch is so fab-u-lous!
He deserves his own fashion magazine!
Fierce!
How cute! I cannot wait to get my doxie puppy in 10 days!
If that picture was on a t-shirt, I would wear it.
Every day.
Even to my wedding.
Very sweet – Saturday is puppies in coats day! You and Jamie Lovely must be conspiring!
Ohmygod, SO cute!!!
You’re right– everything is all better now!
I think you may be right.
“dduuuuuuuddddeeeee…you going to eat/sniff/lick that?”
Ha! You need to print that out and keep it in a special place in case you ever need a pick-me-up laugh.
“Oh, hello there!†Lol…it put a much needed smile on my face…