Every day I think of at least one business card slogan that I’d love to order. Today, I am copping out by sharing just a few of these with you. Let’s face it, it’s Friday – none of you really want to read a whole lot anyway. Be honest…
Ben Boudreau – “I don’t believe in science.”
Ben Boudreau – He doesn’t care much for nature at all.
Ben Boudreau – Basic math is overrated.
Ben Boudreau – He’s important on the internet.
Ben Boudreau – What you get when the gravy train ends.
Ben Boudreau – Proof that success doesn’t always take.
Ben Boudreau – If nothing else, you’ll get a laugh out of his dogs.
Ben Boudreau – Just gay enough.
Ben Boudreau – Peaked in 2007.
Ben Boudreau – Pocket-sized for your convenience.
Ben Boudreau – His shoes click. He’s THAT important.
Ben Boudreau – Not quite Neil Patrick Harris – but trying.
Ben Boudreau – Communicates almost entirely through irrevelent anecdotes.
Ben Boudreau – Only out on a day pass.
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Can you make it RAIN peanut m&m's? Please?
They were just jealous because you're self-actualized AND going to be a demi-god.
Asahlah: Thanks dear.
Jen: YES.
Kez: Good point.
Stealthnerd: Finally.
Amy: Appreciate the support!
Seyma: Happy new year!
P: Awwww….
Katie: Thanks!
Drew: I'm winning on both counts!
Elizabeth: NOTHING.
Andrea: That' s a shit game anyway…
People are always trying to keep me from reaching enlightenment too. I think because then I win at life. However, NOT at the game of Life, as that game sucks and I always end up with two car loads of kids.
Peanut M&M's are my crack. WHAT is better??!
haha…funny stuff…
self-actualization is a good call”
BUT peanut butter M&Ms are better
i'm totally on board for the topless guitar players.
just sayin.
Happy new year!
This made me laugh. But don't let them tell you what you can do….you're cooler.
You already ARE a demi God.
Happy New Year dude!
OMG!! this is freaking awesome!! well, avoid them never mind
lol.
best..
Don't let anyone tell you that you can't be a demi god with topless guitar players, you bloggerista, you.c
See, now that's a manageable New Year's resolution.
Haha never mind. When you reach self actualisation, you won't need friends.
You'll be awesome!
Ah, being perfection myself I will keep thee company at the top oh wise one!! x
“avoid disappointment, aim low”