My ladyfriend from Each of the Two expressed her concern yesterday at the fact that she has created an image of me in her mind and wasn’t sure if it was accurate. I asked if it was pure hotness. She said yes. I said she was probably dead on.
But for the rest of you, here is some proof that I am who I say I am, even when I’m wearing a shirt that says Cocks (with a picture of a rooster, obviously) with icing smeared on my face. Also, you should know that I’m drunk in every single one of these pictures – that’s the only reason why I don’t have a Chandler Bing picture smile.
Oh. Last thing. This is not Hot or Not. You don’t get to vote on my looks. I don’t care what you think. It’s what’s on the inside that counts. And that I’m surrounded by gorgeous people in these pictures. THAT’s the real indication of my character.
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Yup. My thoughts exactly. I hate hate hate hate hate pranks.
Maxie: More like annoying people.
Danie: Haha I had to correct some gullible and angry teacher friends.
Erin: Peace be with you.
Cavy: These comments have taken a very religious turn.
Serena: Oh go on…don’t hold back
Insomniaclolita: I feel for you!
Astharis: I don’t really think I have been either but I used to be stupidly gullible. STUPIDLY.
Jen: I guess I can’t fault you that!
Dutchess: Ew. That would be tragic.
Matt: HOO!! See? That was you crying. Because you suck.
BeeHappy: WHOO!
Racquel: Well yes…there is that to consider.
Lauren: Right?
Kristen: Pranksters should all be forced to live with each other for a week. That’d put a stop to it.
Kate: What goes around comes around and punches you in the face.
Cal: Mmmmhmm.
JustAGirl: No no. I definitely am.
LBluca: Are you sure??
Surviving: Caught me. Want to celebrate it with naked cuddling?
Mich: K
Erin: I second YOU.
Amindinmotown: Good. You may live.
Gwen: You too. You can live too.
Jamie: Good call. Cept my post right?
Becca: I like your style!
WordPerv: I will keep my fingers crossed?
Thrice: Sorry…I’m lame sometimes.
DMB: That’s a terrible prank. It WAS a prank right?
Hillary: You guys deserve it.
Lily: Back. Holla back. Get it?
Bethany: That’s terrible sad. Punch them!
Golublog: Me too…bitches.
Meghan: NOT ME!
Rachel: See, I had you pegged as a prankster.
JustMe: Hahahaha
Katelin: FML. Haha
Heather: Back atcha!
Love Love Love
i totally agree. granted the only person that’s pranked me today is gmail and my wii fit. granted those aren’t really people.
man that’s even lamer.
All you need is to have no friends around you. No April Fools day jokes then.
Unless you play them on yourself.
Which I didn’t.
Honest.
amen brother
wanna know who pranks people? assholes. and who wants to be an asshole.
I hate pranks. For I always fall for them.
*giggle* Two of my friends convinced another one of our friends that Starbucks was giving away free tall drinks away today if you went before 9. I laughed at the time, but my heart kind of broke when I saw her crushed little heart twittering this morning. I’m afraid to leave my house now…bad karma.
holla.
Mother Fucking Nature thinks she is a goddamn hilarious prankster – fucking snow in April IN VANCOUVER. Grumble grumble grumble.
my bff just told me this morning he was thinking about have sex with a cougar that he really likes, but she has herpes….
i hate him.
Is that two line post a prank an I’ll get my daily dosis of Ben at night?
I hear you.
I have a special withering glare to bestow upon pranksters today. I keep it in a drawer for the rest of the year, so people don’t get too used to it. That kind of glare really loses its effectiveness if people see it too often.
Today is the day I paid the IRS the several thousand dollars I owed in federal taxes. I keep hoping to get a note from them that says, “Just kidding – April Fools! You don’t really owe us any money!! Here, take it all back, don’t drain your savings on our account. Haha – gotcha!!!” Except it’s not gonna happen. =( FML.
I stand by my statement last night. I’m not believing anything any of those bitches say/blog/tweet/link to until tomorrow.
April fools is lame.
Thank you!!!!!! hahaha I concur
Could not agree more!
I wrote a similar blog commenting on the lameness of today. I second you.
here here!
ps – dont forget to enter my giveaway!
http://whoismich.blogspot.com/2009/03/giveaway-giveaway-giveaway.html
I knew you weren’t really gay.
Oh you!! I heart you and that is no prank.
What, you mean you’re not pregnant too?
Amen, brother. Amen.
Everything I used to think was funny to “fool” people with has now happened to me. It’s so not funny anymore.
I know. It’s lame.
AGREED
I will not be made a fool on this, the unholiest of days!!
Now, ever other day… that’s another story.
Rock on!
BOO!!!
As long as no one puts saran wrap over the toilet, I’m ok with this day.
Not a massive fan of the pranks, but like to chuckle at the people being pranked! x
You know, I can’t remember ever being pranked really bad. I am not as gullible as I thought I was!
Honestly, I mostly just enjoy seeing how many people fall for the false articles in newspapers and on websites. Out and out pranks are pretty childish though.
Been pranked pretty badly today
I know what I’d like to say but perhaps it’s too rude
x
hallelujah, praise ben.
Amen.
C100 got us good this morning when they announced that the school year would be extended for two weeks–until July 10!–because of the storm days.
Pranks are for sad people.