This post is a shout-out to Wegrit from A Philistine on the Sidewalk for the four comments she posted in one day. Not to mention that my listing in her blogroll is awesome: Ben, a hilarious Nova Scotian with no arch nemesis. This lovely and talented blogger is a Canadian who has been imported into Prague, my dream city. Here’s her bio:
I’m a noted ‘Lost’ addict. I’m extremely loyal to my friends. I can’t dance. I hate dresses. I sing at random. I love the colour orange. I live and breathe baseball. I run through sprinklers. I play rugby. I read Sports Illustrated and Smithsonian magazines religiously. I can’t handle needy people. I love to camp. I rarely take myself seriously. I shout at the TV during hockey games. I’ll do anything once, within reason. I talk to myself. I’ve begrudgingly learned to like some country music. I love the freedom of the open road. I make snow angels. I love revolutions. I paint my toenails teal. I smile at people I don’t know. I love the smell of rain. I have a hard time keeping plants alive. I will ignore you in favour of a football (soccer) match. I hate mornings. I’m a daddy’s girl. I love foreign food. I still enjoy fireworks. I miss the mountains. I am fascinated by combat photography. I need to be challenged. I’ve never been good at backing down from things. I suck at romance. I still love the theatre. I hate being talked down to. I enjoy foreign films. I named my car. I love languages. I like the sound of trains. I AM CANADIAN!
I meant to post this the day that the rash of comments took place (April 9, if you were wondering) but as you may have noticed, property dreams have taken over my life (we were applauded by our financial lady for our lack of debt and our overall amazingness for mortgage approvals. wheeeee!).
If you haven’t noticed, I prefer to highlight the bloggers I enjoy on a regular basis versus add them to a blogroll. I just worry that a long list wouldn’t give you all the respect you deserve. Believe me, I absolutely appreciate those of you who have popped me up on your’s or who have thrown awards, shout-outs and memes my way. I’m sorry for being a crank-ass and not passing them along. Consider this sort of thing my version.
Stay tuned for more unexpected but much deserved blog shout-outs as the adventure unfolds here at NOR. Believe me, you’ll all get your chance in my humble spotlight (sounds dirty…but is not).
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It’s been a few days since I read your blog and had no idea you wrote about this. If you browsed it before scheduling it, you’ll know that I wrote about this subject for WYD. Lol…
Horny dachshunds….
hilarious!
We had an incident where my brother in law’s French Bulldog was trying to hump Macho. It was a sight to see.
haha my mum’s dog (female) often humps my dog (female) to show her who’s boss…she lives a very progressive lifestyle.
woo to alltop, you guys are famous. don’t forget us little people here okay
haha, wow.
No Means NO!
One time I caught my neighbor’s dog humping Stella. I freaked out and kicked the dog in the balls. She was virgin before that and I could tell she felt violated when she hid under the couch. At least Calvin took it like a champ.
I know that look of determination and focus on a tennis ball. That’s the look Dylan always has for me. Especially when I go for a swim in the pool, he thinks the real reason I want to swim is so I can throw the ball for him.
My neighbor has a mini weiner dog and it’s got the best personality.
hehehe, doggie boning makes me blush and giggle.
Dog porn. This blog needs a NSFW tag.
Hilarious. I’m quite impressed with Calvin’s ability to focus.
I’m pretty sure if you are within 6 inches of the act it is considered a three-some.
Fucking hilarious. I’m not sure if non-dog owners laughed at much at the hilarity of your whole day as I did. But, I was laughing. Hard. Because my dog? Would do the same thing (with the ball, not with another dog – because she’s much more lady-like than that!).
Winston started doing this to Edie this morning and I like freaked out on him. I know it’s what dogs do but she is my baby! She’s just a pup. She shouldn’t be subjected to Winston trying to violate her!
I’m Jamie and I’m a psycho dog mom.
Hahaha! Oh, that’s a familiar scene at my house, but I think it is finally tapering off now that Radish has been spayed.
hahaha, I’m glad Bogey’s not the only one that’s given another dog a “doggie-style ride of his life”.
wait, does that mean I can’t say “whore” on our WYD blog? because if not, I may need to edit a post
I feel like I just read the weenie version of “Million Little Pieces.”
I have to say I’m less traumatized w/this version.
Ha ha ha. This so brought back memories. I used to have two dogs and one would do the same thing to my poor little snookems when she would be there fixated on something else while my other dog violated her.
You’re right you’ve got to let them learn to say “no” themselves..
Congrats on the add to AllTop by the way!
hahahahaha! who doesn’t love a good dog humping story?!
hahahaha…good story with my morning coffee
oh..man…
hahahaha
I think I feel a little violated for them. Must go wash my eyeballs out with soap.
LOL, that’s great. You should see the spayed female dog hump the female cat.
My rabbit (Greg) is totally in lust with my cat (Wills) and will try to give him hot bunny luv if we let him out of his bunny house and Wills doesn’t go hide in the closet. Nevermind that Greg is usually wildly humping the middle of Wills’ tummy which does not quell his ardor at all… but Greg is not a gentle luv machine and tears out tufts of Wills’ fur whilst Wills looks at us like “I hope you are prepared to clean up the mess he’s gonna make, because I am NOT cleanin’ THAT up….”
When I had two dogs they fought all the time.
It’s better your way.
Believe it.
Haha. Oh, the joys of having more than one pet.
My sister’s dogs do the same thing, but one is a girl and one is a boy. The girl is the instigator, though..
Behold, the joy of having multiple pets.
Congrats on the add to AllTop!!
I give you credit for not laughing and ruining the whole thing!
it is the only way they will learn.
its way too early to be giggling but i totally just giggled at the thought of the violation occuring. That Calvin has dedication. Or just extremely desensitized.
You are right, you need to teach them when they are young! =)