There. I said it.
Unlike what seems to be the rest of the known universe, not once have I reached that euphoric place after watching one of her movies where I want to love her up whilst waving the American flag with a bald eagle soaring above, clutching a terrorist in its talons. As much as I’d love to love her, I just…can’t.
If given the choice, I would never watch another movie about a neurotic, ugly-pretty, professional girl who overcomes her personality disorders through the act of falling in love with men in SHOCKING twists that even a deaf, mute, blind, half-witted hobo living under a rock in the Himalayas can see coming. Unless of course Anne Hathaway is starring.
And now everyone’s all, ‘Aren’t you dying to see The Blind Side?!?!?!’
And I’m all, ‘Sandra Bullock plus Football equals GET THE HELL OUT OF MY LIFE, FREAK.’
Sandra – you had your chance time and time again. I don’t care if this movie is supposed to be all ‘legit’. If your main argument for me to see your movie is, “For once I’m NOT the same character as all my other movies!”, which I presume it is, you deserve a punch in the face because…um…hi…‘I’m finally not mediocre and forgettable’? That ain’t nothin’ to be proud of.
Plus I’ve heard it doesn’t even feature a sexually tense locker room scene with Ryan Reynolds OR Bradley Cooper. For shame, Sandy. For shame. Way to hate gay people.
To be fair, I’m sure Sandra is quite lovely. She seems funny in interviews, loves dogs and has a refreshing self-deprecating sense of humour that I can totally get behind. I mean…accepting Worst Actress at the Razzies in person? Hats off to you, sister.
But holy shit…can she not just pull it together and play an awesome role that we can all really love instead of cop turned pageant model turned secretary turned boss turned activist turned lawyer turned beautiful turned love interest turned happily ever after. Or worse…whatever unholy mess she was in All About Steve.
Yes. I sat through it.
No. Bradley didn’t take off his shirt nearly enough to make it okay.
So yeah. I’m just throwing it out there even though I know many of you won’t want to hear it. I’m pretty sure hating on Sandra Bullock is about as bad as hating Obama, Gay Marriage and Target combined. But hey – pushing the envelope means taking a stance, making a statement and not censoring yourself. Which is why I should also mention that I hate these baby ducks.
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OH, I hate Bulluck too. She isn’t funny and she is a turd Actress.
i hate her too ,my god why dont she quit .
Awesome. Let me join the hate club. After having to listen to friends and family claiming how great The Blind Side is and how much i should give Sandra Bullock a chance I’d rather have a five hundred pound guy curbstomp me than force myself to watch any of her movies. Thank god for the internet and the groups of completely rational people who dislike Sanra Bullock on it… Thanks for the chance to vent
http://themanfromthegarage.com/?p=181
Obviously we have similar opinions
THANK GOD THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE WITH HALF A BRAIN OUT THERE!!
Go FUCK yourself.
You have your opinion, but hate is a very strong word. You can never hate someone, because if you do, you would want them to die. I am a Sandy fan and I don’t like what you have said, so please keep your opinion to yourself.
This was written in April of 2010. For your sake, I hope you have really thought about this and have changed your mind.
Hi, actually you do not deserve greetings you filth of a civilian.
Yes, it may be you’re life, your choice, your opinion to decide whether you like or in many cases love Sandra Bullock. But really, what you have chosen I don’t think was the best in my opinion. CLEARLY, you did NOT put much thought into this when you wrote it!
For me, I am Sandra Bullock’s number 1 fan.
I don’t know her personally. I just know her public view. That was all to make me fall completely in love with her. Sandra makes so many people feel like they can actually succeed when they are given a shot. She is so strong to get through things like her divorce which inspires so many people today that if something happened yeah it may of hurt but it is NOT the end of the world, just get back up and go out there and move on and just focus on work. She makes so many people feel good about themselves because that day they know that, that little girl who got bullied can turn into one of the worlds most respected, amazing and beautiful women of today’s society.
I have been a fan of her for 3 years now. I will support her no matter what. I will die as a devoted fan. No matter what. No opinion by you or anyone will ever change that.
Yourself and others say that she can’t act. Really i’d like to see you get up in front of millions of people and perform whilst camera’s are rolling then shown for the world to see. She os brave to be able to do that, even with hatrid that she may receive. You may not of liked the story line of the movie, but from a movie makers perspective you have to look at the acting of these people, the camera angles, the lighting and the location.
You say you did not want to watch ‘The Blind Side’. Mainly because Ms. Bullock is in it and it’s about football. But really if you watch it with a kind heart like MYSELF you would see that it’s not just about football and rich people. It’s about an inspiring TRUE story of a young man called Michael Oher who’s life get’s turned around from a homeless rejected boy whom is not really loved and cared for and whom is surrounded with drugs and abuse to a young man who discovered that really he does have a talent that is football. He’s taken in by a family that will love him for the rest of his life. That’s truly amazing. Not everyone would welcome a boy into their family. Think about that.
Now you say you ‘HATE’ Sandra. You do not know her well enough to judge her. If only you met her then you could lay upon your true thoughts. If only you met her you would probably see what all us Bullocks (fans of Sandy) would see. An amazing, funny, strong, kind hearted woman.
In conclusion this may be harsh but I have what is a passion for Sandra and I will not stand for hatrid amongst her. Yes, I know there would be thousands of people who might think the same as you towards America’s Swetheart. So what I’d like to say is.. FUCK YOU.
Yep, I HATE that Bullock bitch. AN UGLY BITCH, she sure is!!! She is not America’s Sweetheart. Like the Dallas Cowboys aren’t America’s Team- the name America’s Team either applies to the Pittsburgh Steelers, New Orleans Saints, Green Bay Packers, whatever way you look at it. However, America’s Team in Baseball is the great New York Yankees. Sandra Bullock would be like the BoSox- a psychotic ex-girlfriend. (A lot of the Hollywood women have that trait.)
@Brianna Porter- FUCK YOU BACK!!! Where the fuck did you come from? And you say you’ll die as a devoted fan… yeah, you’ll probably meet that bitch in hell.
Philip, What the fuck is your problem? You do not know her personally to lay so much hatrid on her. Shame on your sir. Go die in hell. Where the fuck did I come from you ask? Now that is NONE of your business you sicko!
If I do not meet her, its okay because I still can be a fan and watch her movies? o.o
Ah, you’s all look like fools. Philip I guess I’ll see you in hell then.. idiot.
I, also, have never thought that Sandra was all that special. She just seems so BLAND!!!
What? We’re all SPECIAL. Equal as well. She’s really no different to us so why are you making her look so stuck up? People whom live in America or whatever and happen to be somewhat ‘famous’ are not all STUCK UP, RIDE OR BIG HEADED. We haven’t met them, plus Sandra. So leave her the hell alone. Geez. Really, I think you’s all envy her success and fame.
Brianna? Her getting up in font of millions of people with the camera rolling for all the world to then see? U,a film crew ,filming a movie……film crews aren’t millions of people. Maybe millions watch it after its been filmed but there is not millions on the set watching her get filmed playing make believe? Um,we have all done it when we were little.its not that hard! Little sensitive about someone that you don’t know and that most likely wouldn’t spit on you if you were on fire.you aren’t part of that elite club of people that play dress up and pretend and make millions and millions for owing,as I see it,not adding much to the world.like doctors ,lawyers,all the people that make this world go round and can’t pay their mortgage half the time..,and they are actually doing something important. That stupid bit.. Turned down the blind side three times because she was not comfy playing such a deviout christian? Ok,first of all,it’s called ACTING,isn’t that why she makes all those millions ? AND TWO …F OFF STUPID BITCH SANDRA,OH I MEAN SANDY TO HER FRIENDS WHICH YOU SOUND LIKE YOU REALLY WANT TO BR…LOL THAT JUST MAKES ME SICK. READ A HISTORY BOOK AND FIND WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE STARTED OUR COUNTRY AND WHY.TH PEOPLE THAT MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR SOUL LESS CREATURES LIKE SANDRA ABLE TO MAKE ALL THAT MONY FOR DOING NOTHING IMPORTANT WHILE PEOPLE ARE WORKING THEIR ASSES OFF T REAL JOBS AND STILL CAN’T FEED THEIR KIDS! F her and f u too.
Everyone that even agrees with you is just PATHETIC AND NEEDS TO GET A LIFE. Hating on someone is just pointless. Sandra is way better off than all you are, most of you are just jealous and the others are just followers. Get a life and grow up. Sandra is an amazing actress, but if you don’t like her that’s fine but bashing her is just wrong and mean and POINTLESS.
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