It’s not often that I’ll copy and paste someone’s entire post for your viewing pleasure but I know you guys well enough to understand that many of you are too lazy to click when I tell you to click. Thus…I have to get all rippy offy and hope this girl doesn’t hate me for sharing her post in its entirety.
Guess what? I just got a call from Kelly Clarkson and she told me that if one more person gives her shit about the way she looks, she’s gonna come wipe “Since You Been Gone†off every fucking iPod ever and THEN what are you gonna do, huh? The only reason your bitch ass is thin is because when your dude dumped you, you got yourself sixteen kinds of retarded on Sugar-Free Redbull and Vodka and then danced around to that jam until you couldn’t feel your limbs anymore instead of planting your ass on a couch and hoovering pints of ice cream, so, you know, she did that for you and she’s not a crackhead or a snarky bitch and she’s not even on a reality show so, like, let a sista live, as they say. Christ.
Posted by the genius that is Jennabee. Go give her love, comments and props.