[Editor's note: Sent to anyone silly enough to suggest helping and even some who didn't.]
Hello lovelies!
As you all know, the boys are moving to the ‘burbs on the weekend of June 27-July 1. No more hobo melodrama or excessive amounts of stairs!
I know that many of you have expressed interest in seeing the place which I have conveniently interpreted as, “please let us help you!” Suckers…
Actually, it won’t be so bad. Professional movers are lugging everything for us on Sunday. Plus, we’ll have the kitchen, bathroom and BBQ set up over the course of the weekend so that visitors can at least eat, drink and poop.
You’ll learn that these things are essential in setting up a house.
We welcome anyone interested in painting, hanging things, or unpacking boxes to lend a hand in exchange for food and booze on Canada Day (Tuesday). Dogs are more than welcome in the huge fenced-in yard. Of course, if you are lazy or incompetent, you can still come. But be prepared to DJ, mix drinks or otherwise entertain the workers…
I know some of you have plans that weekend so don’t worry if you can’t make it. Although, you will be placed firmly on the shit list for not helping. (Just kidding…or am i?). You’re more than welcome any time, just give a call to let us know you’re coming. Don’t feel like you should invite yourself over, we’d love to have you but we’ll really be too house-absorbed to send out individual invites! 
That’s it. Hope to see you all soon!
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Well the celebrity baby oom has all just popped out recently…so now I think it’s the time of the bloggers… not me though!
I’m not pregnant! Or currently planning a wedding. It’s all Hey Dude and Legends of the Hidden Temple over here.
If I announce I’m pregnant it would totally be an immaculate conception…wait not entirely immaculate, but you know, still an effing miracle. Sad, but true. I need to get some action, stat!
I for one am not and will NOT be preggers.
So never fear Ben, us un-pregnant people are still out here, swearing and drinking for those who can’t!
Google can be a dangerous weapon, turning innocent searches into blinding ammo.
Did you type “pregnant porn?”
There is no emoticon that could accurately portray the look on my face.
DO not get me started on the baby wagon. Over half my friends on Facebook’s profile pic is of their damn child. It’s in the frakkin water. ugh.
And no offense, but mommy blogs suck.
pregnant porn?!?!?
dear god.
don’t worry, my ass won’t be getting preggers anytime soon. unless it’s the immaculate conception or something.
i’m holy.
Don’t worry about me. I’m pregnancy-phobic for now!
You so should have photoshopped your face onto that pregnant man dude that goes on Oprah.
Do it!
Don’t worry– I’m safe. I’d have to have sex to get pregnant and I’m not sure I remember what sex is.
I am sooooooooo glad I’m not. No babies comin’ from this cooter!
I am NOT preggo and will not be any time soon. And let’s all be thankful for that because the world is a better place without me having to care for a child.
does that mean there are a lot of other mommies to be due in May?
I already blog about my first so no surprise here. Though I will have to put in an extra effort for Bogey, poor thing. I’m really doing my best to convince MrB he needs a friend, though…
Oh and I learned the hard way that prayer is NOT an effective form of birth control.
Three of my friends in real life are pregnant. It’s like those girls who call eachother the night before to make sure they are wearing the same things.
“Hey! Okay, let’s go have sex with our husbands right now .. fingers crossed!”
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