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AskAlice: Amen!
Kez: That’s true. I would never. But I would take breaks long enough to get freaky with Australian rugby players though.
JenBun: Lack of gays? How sad…
gully_girl: That’s what you need. I went back last night and had my ass kicked. I’m happy again.
because she’s so powerful, obviously (?)
Tia wasn’t there (loser! off celebrating her birthday!!), and our salon isn’t even GOOD because there aren’t any drag queens!! (OK, it pretty much rocks, but there is a distinct lack of gays…)
I had him allllllllllllll to myself!! (And one other girl, but she was actually listening to him– fool!)
Yes, Australians are hot. Not that I’m biased (or Australian) or anything.
anyway, I don’t believe for a second that you would stop listening to Kelly Clarkson.
Liar! Liar!
Mmmm Australians are hot
Strangely enough I also like being rubbed down by a guy …
women massage therapists don’t have big enough hands .. that’s my opinion.
I have missed you and I am glad you’re back…
I’m getting a massage on Friday. By a small but very powerful old lady. Lol….But I’m not attracted to that type!
You are definitely making me crack up. I need a few beers (perhaps a keg)and a few days so that I can start reading your blog from the beginning.
LUCKY!
You get cheap (good) massages. I’ve never had a massage.
Sorry you’re going to be missing your massage boy toy.
Lol, it stinks that your expert/massage person disappeared….if you Google his name, maybe you’ll find out where he went….or maybe if he got arrested lol
Oh well, just tell him to talk to you. Aussi accent = sexy.
Always.
Trying to find a good massage therapist is impossible. Good luck with your quest!
I know we’ve already talked about accents, but I’m going there again.
Irish Pub Guy? Sigh.
Australian Massage Therapist? Longer Sigh.
Random Scottish Dude I Met A While Back? I can’t understand you, but that’s alright. Sigh.
Speaking as someone whose most recent significant relationship was with an Aussie, I say check him out. Even if he’s not so much to look at (really, you’ve got your eyes closed anyway) that accent is sublime. Unless he’s from Tazmania and then it’s this weird harsh version of the Australian hotness.
My friend Angie is a massage therapist and that girl is GOOD. She’s small but she’s way strong. And, bonus, she’ll come to me so I can get it done in my own apartment. Daaaamn I really need a massage and this made it so hard not to think about it.
Hot Australian boys are ALWAYS a good idea. Even if his massages are slightly lacking, his accent should make up for it completely.
A massage therapist comes to my office every week, but I’ve never been. Mostly because I’m pretty sure I’d never go back to my desk. I’d just follow him around all day begging him to rub my shoulders.
Hmmm, I’m sensing a connection between the grow operation and his sudden disappearance. Guess he shouldn’t have blabbed so much about that fantastic pot.
Who do I need to sleep with to get a massage? Seriously I need one right now.
Disguise your voice and call the massage place and ask where your dude works now. I bet they’ll tell you. If not, disguise your voice again and call in a bomb threat. Just kidding!!!
i miss massages! I’m going to call and get on tomorrow!
Funny how you don’t like the girlies, because I don’t like the mens. Maybe preferences are indicative to our own gender.
If it makes you feel any better, I prefer male massage therapists too. They have bigger hands!
Your new massage therapist knows you ate the last cookie too. He just doesn’t let on.
I’ve never had an official massage at a massage parlor, but my honey used to be a licensed massage therapist, so I’ve never really had to. The dude massaging dude bit works out really well for me there.
come to Thailand and you will find a perfect massage due here, I swear its heaven
I’m still out of a job. How much a week to have me on call?
I like getting rubbed down by a dude. There is nothing wrong here.
I’m with Alice on this one. Zip it and rub, Sweetie. Zip it and rub. I like to doze off and then forget where in the fuck I am for a second.
I don’t like long finger nails during my massage either. The lady I go to now has them clipped back like a dude. I dig it!
i hate it when my massage folks talk to me. i’m here to RELAX, dude! not chat. zip it.
I would love to have a regular massage set up – but I've already gone to the one at the end of my street & she's bad. I need to get over the awkwardness of going in to very obviously see a different person so I can get back on track.
And I'm with you, most guys are just stronger! And I have trouble with my back, so I need someone strong.
Amusingly enough I recommended your blog yesterday to my cousin…who is a massage therapist. She’s not an Aussie, nor is she covering for a grow-op. But she’s an excellent massage therapist. Good luck on your quest!
I always like being massaged by a non creepy looking guy. or strong big girl. Will feel so relaxed afterwards/
I’m with you on this one. Dudes just do it better. Chicks are always so…tentative, whereas a guy has no problem actually getting the knots out.
If it’s going to be a guy who’s going to give me a massage, a) he must look like Gerard Butler and b) he must be gay because I don’t want him hitting on me.
I know, I’m so weird.
Do you know his full name? Because I am a master online detective. If I can track down my exboyfriend in who literally when off the grid, I can track down anyone.
I’ve only ever had women rub me down on a professional level, and for the most part it was enjoyable. Could have done without the “Oh my gods it feels like you’re jabbing that muscle cluster with a butter knife!” therapeutic part of the massage, which I can only imagine would have felt so much worse with a stronger male massage therapist…
I don’t mind massages from either gender, but if they want to talk, I won’t be coming back. Let me relax in peace.
So you like dudes’ hands on your body…it’s amazing how we’re always learning about others, right?
dudes definitely give the best massages. there’s something to be said for having arm muscles.
good luck finding the Down Under Dreamboat!
Ive always found that chicks give better rub downs when they are topless.
fact.
I wish I had a regular massage therapist.
I’ve actually never had a massage (I know… ridiculous) but if I did I think I’d just want the person to shut up and rub me. No talking please.
Oh PLEASE find the Aussie and report back.
Even if it’s not all that great and you have to make up a sexy story about how nobody has ever touched you like that and how you cannot tell the Newf and oh dear.
I’m getting carried away aren’t I?
I’ve been reading too many erotic novels I think.
Hmmm… Yesterday Crissy blogs about preggo lesbo porn… this morning I’m here reading about hot dude on dude massage (in a totally not gay way). Is it any wonder I wanted the extra large box of corn dogs when I was at the grocery store over the weekend?
(There’s a connection there, I’m sure of it…give me a break, I’ve been up all night).