Comments on No Ordinary Rollercoaster: Testosteroney

Maegan: I iPodded the shit out of it. Marie: I di...

2009-07-10T15:28:11.165-03:00

Maegan: I iPodded the shit out of it.

Marie: I did. Twice.

TIM: Either option would be amazing!

Tarek: You'd have to know Nick to truly appreciate it.

LBluca: Had I had my Brokeback outfit on I would have just rocked it.

Elizabeth: Cadillac would have pushed me to a 50 Cent sort of place. Bad news bears.

Matt: In a blatant, outwardly, antibiotics-required sort of way? Yes.

Kimberly: But wasn't it nice for the short time? Ah to dream of being such an asshole who drives that sort of thing.

Daisee: I will make you such a coat although we might both be killed by PETA faster than I can play the vegetarian card.

Tia: I'm thinking about it.

Perplxin: I think it was probably awfully close.

Angela: In a comedic mismatching sort of way?

Jaime: Keep living there. Trust me.

MsSalti: It was classy.

Katy: I like to contradict.

Kaci: hahaha we did that shortly thereafter.

Phil: I won't let fashion claim that word as they did 'fierce'.

Peter: She was the hottest thing to happen to Hope and Faith since Hope and Faith.

Mermanda: Optimus worked it out.

Jill: See? PRACTICAL.

Brazen: Ewwwww.

Ha. Welcome to CALIFORNIA where the rental cars s...

2009-07-01T18:38:05.251-03:00

Ha. Welcome to CALIFORNIA where the rental cars smell like sweat and cigarettes and have mysterious stains. Where we have slow-mo drivers who don't pay attention to the road talking on cell phones.

Aah home sweet home.

I find that the sassiness of my weaponry has a dir...

2009-07-01T14:38:10.194-03:00

I find that the sassiness of my weaponry has a direct correlation to its effectiveness. For example, once I bedazzled my Colt 45, I was able to temporary blind the jackass-driving-15-miles-below-the-speed-limit-in-front-of-me-this-morning-what-an-asshole with the sparkliness of my gun before I shot him.

Long-wearing make-up is important. Who wouldn't no...

2009-07-01T13:23:15.996-03:00

Long-wearing make-up is important. Who wouldn't notice that?! Crazy people.

Also, shoulder pads demand attention. It is that simple.

I don't know if it is because I'm old, or just not...

2009-07-01T12:50:57.018-03:00

I don't know if it is because I'm old, or just not into trashy chicks (anymore), but I don't get the Megan Fox appeal.

She was better looking when she was barely legal (I already regret typing that) and not so... fake.

The use of the word "sassy" for anything merits in...

2009-07-01T11:29:46.614-03:00

The use of the word "sassy" for anything merits instant gayness. And that's really as it should be, seeing as it's kind of our word to begin with.

You know what's great? My boy commented on Megan F...

2009-07-01T03:55:55.290-03:00

You know what's great? My boy commented on Megan Fox's makeup perfection, too. I may or may not have rolled my eyes and called her a slut.

The car definitely added to the masculinity. The c...

2009-07-01T02:52:14.586-03:00

The car definitely added to the masculinity.
The comment on the lip gloss might have lessened that some...but it is an excellent, valid observation. :)

I would pay lots of money to see you guys trying t...

2009-06-30T19:09:02.682-03:00

I would pay lots of money to see you guys trying to use your arms as plasma cannons!

I don't know who Megan Fox is, does that mean I li...

2009-06-30T15:45:53.409-03:00

I don't know who Megan Fox is, does that mean I live under a rock?

You know what's awesome? I don't even know you, bu...

2009-06-30T14:27:47.445-03:00

You know what's awesome? I don't even know you, but I could TOTALLY see you driving that.

Never the shoulder pads. Now I'm sad I have chroni...

2009-06-30T14:08:32.035-03:00

Never the shoulder pads. Now I'm sad I have chronic ADD and cinema-paulapsey. Minus the awful spelling of course.

When I read SUV-Entourage I thought of Nascar and Hillbillies. Ever seen Mailbu's most wanted? Yeah that pretty much sums up what was playing in my head

i want you to pack up your entire life (including ...

2009-06-30T12:50:03.925-03:00

i want you to pack up your entire life (including the newf and nick and puppies, naturally) and take permanent residence in california.

You have quickly become my favorite Canadian blogg...

2009-06-30T12:29:01.860-03:00

You have quickly become my favorite Canadian blogger who's almost young enough to be my very young little brother. LOL Seriously, though, I laughed so hard at this post. I totally want a fur coat made of baby rain forest animals now.

I live in the South in the US. They have NASCAR everything here. I think some people name their kids Jeff Gordon and everything. I can't understand the thrill of watching cars go in a circle for 500 miles, but then again, I'm not a native Southerner.

Hahaha...once when on a road trip in Ontario, Coke...

2009-06-30T12:16:55.499-03:00

Hahaha...once when on a road trip in Ontario, Cokebaby got a free upgrade to a similar vehicle because the guy at the car rental saw his license was from his home town. I felt like we could have easily cruised OVER traffic if we wanted to. Who in their right mind needs this kind of vehicle? I don't get it. But I don't have the testosterone to grow a beard either. LOL.

Come on... you have to admit Megan Fox's sex appea...

2009-06-30T12:10:09.741-03:00

Come on... you have to admit Megan Fox's sex appeal.

You just can't deny it Ben.

At least it wasn't a Cadillac! And...Chuck Norris ...

2009-06-30T12:07:37.551-03:00

At least it wasn't a Cadillac! And...Chuck Norris can do anything. He offered to be the president of Texas if we secede. Heh.

NASCAR and hillbillies is my kind of ride....not!

2009-06-30T11:32:04.692-03:00

NASCAR and hillbillies is my kind of ride....not!

PLEASE... "Nick complimented Optimus on his use of...

2009-06-30T11:18:41.865-03:00

PLEASE... "Nick complimented Optimus on his use of shoulderpads"... PLEASE... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. TEARS IN MY EYES...

So...should he change his name to "Optimus Sass" o...

2009-06-30T11:08:21.536-03:00

So...should he change his name to "Optimus Sass" or "Sassimus Prime"?

Your review of the movie is the best I've seen so far.

Didn't you get lost in that thing?

2009-06-30T10:44:27.620-03:00

Didn't you get lost in that thing?

"Sassy!" ...lol I would DIE if I had to listen t...

2009-06-30T10:44:18.032-03:00

"Sassy!" ...lol

I would DIE if I had to listen to NASCAR. die.