April 22, 2008

Excommunicated 2006

“I’m up for a scholarship that’ll pay for me study abroad for four months.”

It was a lie. A big lie. Maybe one of the biggest I’ve ever told. I used to lie a lot – a childish habit commonly associated with daydreamers.

When you move around as a kid, you have the opportunity to rewrite your own history time and time again. The temptation was more than I could handle. My lies were always modest, based-on-a-true-story type lies. Nothing as extreme as this one.

This one last big lie that would set me free.

The blank stare that met my fake but nonetheless exciting news was deafening.

“So…you’re leaving?”

“I’m definitely thinking about it. I mean, it’s a great opportunity for me, don’t you think?”

“So you’re leaving.”

“Nothing is for sure yet. You’re not as excited for me as I expected.”

“You’re the one turning your back on me. What am I supposed to do? What do I mean to you if you can just run off and…”

“Do you want me to stay?”

“Please, please don’t leave me. I need you. You can’t leave me. I’ll die without you.” Desperate now. Selfish. Controlling. Terrified.

I had my answer.

So I was leaving.

[Edit: Thanks to the crew at 20SB for including this piece as part of their Tests-themed Blog Carnival. Take a look at the other great posts here.]

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ed April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm
brookem April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

ha i love this series. i hope for a dreamdate with you one day!

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Lauren April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

I just realized that I never commented on this. I love this idea. I think it’s hilarious, fun, and a great way to feature bloggers. High five!

And, plus, I mean, who DOESN’T want to date you?! You’re the toast of the 20something bloggers!!

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Hillary April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

This is hilarious! I love Maxie too! Can I crash your dream date? I love judging emos!

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Jamie April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

This is awesome. Although, I am a fan of skinny jeans and my boyfriend is too. We might be hipsters but ridiculous amazing ones at that.

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Alexa April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

ben how cute is this idea?!?

i’ll go on a date with you, i’ll totally put out too.

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Erin April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

What a great idea! And we all think you and pretty swell too Mr. B. Can I call you Mr. B.?

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Deutlich April 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm

oh my goodness – I fucking love this idea!!!!!!!!

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