Clearly in cahoots with my macbook battery, my work computer just imploded so I am now sitting in hopes that the IT guys will hear my plea. I was sure to tell them that the last thing my computer did before its hard drive offed itself was scream: “and I’m taking your column with me, shithead!!”
So here I sit, blogging on my phone and realizing how irritating it is. That means that this is the end of today’s post. I’m taking bets that it’ll either be published in a mess worthy of a car crash or my phone will jump on the screw-Ben-over bus.
For a real post, click over to Half-deserted Streets and read my contribution to Lauren’s Testaments series.
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Ben? Benny? Benny Ben Ben? When do we get to have a sleep over? Because Andrew's bachelor party is coming up and I need someone to dish out the cuddles while he's gone.
I have 2.5 bathrooms so if you need one to dry heave upon for 7 plus hours, it's all yours, baby.
lov: She's amazing!
Tia: Booooooo.
Maxie: If only she met us, we'd be together forever!
Mich: I may have.
Mel-Rox: You definitely should. She put on an incredible show!
Andhari: Oh god, the trip was so much better than I ever would have guessed.
Katie: Brilliant time!
Lily: I'm not very nimble…
MsSalti: Damn…keep an eye out. Her tours aren't outrageously expensive but are SO worth every cent.
Somewhere: hahaha we do likes our cheesy carbs.
Debbi: She IS cool. Kelly Clarkson for all! Maybe it was subliminal?
Sid: Probably!
LiLu: She BARELY needs the rock.
Mel: Touché.
Meghan: It really, really was!
LBluca: I squealed the ENTIRE show. Just ask Tia.
Lollygagger: Deep down, I think she felt my presence.
Jo: I luuuurve concerts AND onion rings
That sounds like that was a fabulous concert. I don't even like concerts but I can tell I would have really enjoyed that. Maybe that's due to the onion rings.
That cover's amazing! Thanks for sharing. And I'm sure Kelly is very happy you rallied.
I might have just squealed listening to her.
Worth every drop of throw up/pee in the end.
piddled. classier than peed. and easier, no doubt.
She rocks so hard, she doesn't even need the roll.
I love Kelly. *Kelly said with awe* Do you think that she'll ever come to South Africa?
what the freak– I see that Somewhere (above me) put “you had me at” too! HOLY. And I didn't even read it first. Apparently, you had a LOT of people! (thankfully it wasn't all at the same place/time).
Peed.
I'm pretty sure.
I love you and Tia together, and that you are one in the same (you had me at, “We are that kind of girl”)!
I want to see her… I think I missed her when she came here! Glad you guys had fun!
I think I would've just gone with “pissed.”
Also – she's playing at Minnesota's State Fair on August 30. I have a feeling that state fair fences aren't that tough to jump.
That's officially your invitation.
I'm glad you finally got to see her! Sounds like you had an awesome trip
I'm glad it lived up to your expectations. Just saw the vlog over at Tia's blog. Awesome.:)
I saw her in concert on her first album tour. A.M.A.Z.I.N.G.
I hope to see her this time too. Glad she lived up to your dream.
im so jealous. i think i would pee a little too at her concert.
God I love her so much. It hurts.
i miss you already. sadface.
i'm totally jealous, but in a good way, i love kelly!!!!