Newf: Do I need to shave? Do you think Theo should be in a sweater?
You realize this is a rib cook-off for manly men – not a fashion show for gay men and small dogs, right?
Newf: Well…maybe you should MAKE it a fashion show for gay men and small dogs.
Sigh.
To the girl standing awkwardly by my dogs at Nuts4Ribs:
You can pet them if you’d like. Start with the brown one, he’s less annoyed by strangers.
Girl: Um…actually I just thought this is where the line started.
Oh.
Girl: Yeah.
At my 80-year-old granddad’s house, surrounded by young, impressionable minds:
“Hey mooooom?”
Mom: “What?”
“Are maternity leaves mandatory no matter who your employer is?”
Mom: “Yes. Why?”
“I’m pregnant.”
Mom: “Just shut up…”
After a cheeky email from yours truly:
Mom: “You’re adopted. Really.”
A reminder of my performance in a drunk charades game from three years ago:
*Teammate points at me.*
Gay. Faggot. Homo. Fat. Asshole. Drunk.
Teammate: Um….how about BOY?
Oh.
Yeah.
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I have a button and one post up on my blog, with a second post to on the way! This is awesome, and I am so glad that I could do a little something to help!
URL for first post: http://supercareo.blogspot.com/2009/04/girl-and-her-two-dogs-at-power-hour.html
Ben–well, I failed (again)
I couldn’t figure out how to get the logo thingy on my site after all, but I linked away to yours….when I go home Mr. P will fix it…I hope.
CurlySu: Thank you so very much! Think of the wagging tails
Jac: Thank YOU
Maki: You are a doll. I’m cutting out my Starbucks fix too for the dachshunds.
Jill: The long haired ones are adorable!
JustAGirl: You are too sweet…thank you. You have until the end of the month too so don’t go poor for us. Spreading the word helps just as much!
Thrice: Yeah I’m having a hard time with the badge myself…but thanks!
Maxie: Grunge Geek Design is always very good to us!
Kellie: Thank you!!
Lauren: You are the best. Seriously.
Insomniaclolita: Awesome!
Tia: You rock, baby.
Amindinmotown: Thank you for doing whatever you can!
Nights: No pressure! I’ll check out your MS Walk link too!
Heather: Woooot! Thank you!
Shelly: Yay! Thanks!
I’m on it, Benjamin. Twitter? Check. Banner? Check. Facebook? Check. ^_^
Aw I’m very big on helping animals. I’m also trying to raise money. I’m walking in the MS walk like I’ve done for the last 2 years. theres a link on my blog. I would help you out and donate, but im kind of tight on money right now so hopfully I can by then time your done. good luck!
Such a great idea and what a big heart you have. =) Hopefully I can do my part to help!
posted. retweeted.
xoxo.
I’ll so do that both in facebook and twitter right now,,
That graphic is adorable!
Okay I’ve…donated money, posted it on twitter, and shared it on greader. Next? I’ll probably blog about it. Hope this helps.
Great idea, Ben. I hope it reaches your goal!
Oh you know how to get me right in the soft spot. DOGS!
Plus, you had me sold when you said you were a Gemini and had problems focusing on one passion! I am a Gemini too and have the exact same issues! 
I donated my gyro lunch and I’ll eat at home instead! 
the graphic is so cute!!!
ok, I’m in…too bad the badge is a little wide…but still, it’s already on my blog
Sigh, I already shoveled a banana chocolate chip muffin and coffee into my face, but I have muffin mix and a coffee pot ready to go for tomorrow. I’m seriously broke, but I’m sure I could find a way to squeeze an extra $5 or $10 for the puppies.
Awwww PUPPIES!
Hey, I’m a Gemini too…hmmm I couldn’t imagine answering that question because I’m passionate about everything, a true Gemini. (I love dachsunds, especially long hair ones.)
I just chipped in – today’s latte to your good cause!!! xo
Great! I added it. Thanks!
I just posted it to my Facebook, and ‘Shared on Reader’… I’ll also write a post later this week. Awesome cause; thanks for letting me know.