March 20, 2008

Canada’s Top Hand Model

Please take a moment to soak in the beauty of this hand. This hand doesn’t get out of bed for less than $10,000. Well, that’s not true. Not YET.

This photo is the awesome conclusion (beginning?) of the story of my cousin and soon-to-be PR grad, Cailin, who months ago was spotted by a video and ad producer for her gorgeous hands. After months of wearing protective gloves and refusing to shake hands or open jars, here she is in all her glory! You can barely see the damage from the nail-biting games night last month! Just kidding, dear.

To keep on the family matters topic, tonight we are hosting my wonderful parents for Mom’s birthday version 2.0. I was a bad son and didn’t give her the attention she deserved because I was too busy being a literary genius so tonight I will spend the three hours it takes to make giant Spanakopita and hopefully a make-your-own martini bar.

The second part is the only way I am able to lure my folks away from their jet-setting barstar life.

They are consistently much cooler than I will ever be.

*sigh*

{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

Ben April 26, 2010 at 4:32 pm

Lauren: Don’t choose favourites. Just love them all.

Kez: :)

RS27: I do what I please.

Andy: I know a lot of guys that can get into it if for nothing other than the sex scenes.

Alice: This one is a keeper.

Narm: I didn’t know that about him until he posted his karaoke post. I DIDN’T KNOW!

Cassette: I changed the semantics slightly with the ‘screw’ part. The original was much more vulgar.

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cassette45 April 26, 2010 at 4:32 pm

The tears streaming from my eyes are only partially from the m&m I choked on as I read “Nice shoes, wanna screw.”

You know, that line might just work. ;)

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Narm April 26, 2010 at 4:32 pm

This is a farce – at no point was there karaoke.

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ÄsK AliCë April 26, 2010 at 4:32 pm

I can definitely see that date going down exactly like this.

Exactly.

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Andy April 26, 2010 at 4:32 pm

OMG. If I found a guy that liked watching SATC with me (read here : including all the crying and lauughing from me), that’d be close to heaven on earth.

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rs27 April 26, 2010 at 4:32 pm

WHAT?!?! You’re divulging all my secrets!

I never.

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Kez April 26, 2010 at 4:32 pm

hee hee hee

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Lauren April 26, 2010 at 4:32 pm

Hahaha! I think that’s my favorite so far!

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Dolce April 26, 2010 at 4:32 pm

BEST.DATE.YET!

Ben, this was hilarious! Why can I see RS using a line like that? Hhmm…

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Kristen April 26, 2010 at 4:32 pm

OMG! I once made out with a guy I didn’t know while I was engaged to my husband.

I think I was drugged because people told me about it, but I had absolutly no idea it actually happened.

SCARY.

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Maki April 26, 2010 at 4:32 pm

LOL. “Nice shoes, wanna screw?”.. May I use that line for a future reference?

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Maxie April 26, 2010 at 4:32 pm

I can actually imagine him using that line.

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peter September 2, 2010 at 6:33 pm

Online hand model need .
Reply if intrested.
Cheers.

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