Call My Agent

Okay fine. I clearly don’t have an agent because then he probably wouldn’t let me write about my scrotum or she-bang, she-banging Ricky Martin and then WHAT WOULD I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT?

First off, you should know that I’m not an entrepreneur and I don’t run my own business. I don’t want to be my own boss and I won’t pretend that blogging will let me retire by the age of thirty. I just love doing what I love to do and if I can do what I love to do to help you do something you love to do? All the better.

I’ve been a columnist, a technical writer, a business communicator, a public relations strategist, a social media advisor, a guest university instructor and many other things that continue to validate my parents putting me through a four-year PR degree. THAAAANKS MOM AND DAD! I’ve even been paid to name a company now partnered with Google. And yeah – I just namedropped Google.

Have something you want to run by me? Drop me a line. Whether you have a budget to work with, just need an opinion, or need a lovely blog on which to place your lovely ads that will buy me lovely things, I’ll gladly work with you however I can. Plus, if we work together on something, I promise to do so without run-on sentences, Kelly Clarkson references, pictures of my puppies, or any variation of  “I know, right??”

Unless that’s what your project needs in which case I AM SO YOUR MAN.