Since in the coming weeks I will be sharing with you 1) video of me delivering nippled cupcakes in short shorts, and 2) a video of my team of hotties in neon spandex including a recreation of the Flashdance water scene featuring yours truly, I’ve decided to take it easy this week and simply ask you to share your favourite quotes about boobs.“Ah Karen. Beneath those big breast beats a heart as big as those breasts.” – Jack from Will & Grace.
“I hope people realize that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs” – Dolly Parton, submitted by Kirk.
“Mine are heavenly pillows. A gift from the greek gods.” – Alexa.
“My rack is magical. It can open doors, load heavy things into the car, hell it even fixed a flat tire once!” – VeryBadCat.
“There are two too many tits in this conversation.” – A roommate, submitted by Ally.
“When I was 16, I had no boobs. My mom prayed, a lot, that I’d get some. By 17, I was a D. Mom should’ve prayed for money.” – MinD.
“The more I work out, the more weight I lose, the smaller my boobs get. That’s the worst motivation for exercise ever.” – Mel.