First off, great news! Thanks to your wonderful generosity, my team for Bust a Move has officially raised its first $1,000 to support breast health in Atlantic Canada. This is huge and I can’t thank everyone who donated enough.
The really amazing part that all that money came from just 25 people. Incredible! You don’t have to donate much…every little bit helps us reach our goal of $7,000.
Second, I’m stepping this bitch into high gear. Buckle up your chastity belts and prepare to have your world rocked! It’s time to bring my public embarrassment to the public with…
Send any message to anyone within the Halifax-Dartmouth-Sackville-Bedford area by way of your very own short-short and tall-sock wearing delivery man and I will deliver it along with a delicious boob cupcake.
Don’t have anyone to send a message to? Hire me to deliver your daily latté (at additional cost) or just pop by and say hello (included) to the detriment of my personal and professional reputation! EVERYBODY WINS!
Retro Tell-o-Grams may be purchased for $25 with payment available by credit card, debit or paypal through my online donation page or by cash or cheque to be collected in person. Orders and payment must be placed by 5pm on Wednesday, November 25. Email to confirm your message, the recipient and to confirm payment.
For those of you reading from out of town who may know Peter DeWolf, I will hereby commit to driving to his hometown to deliver a boob cupcake and message should you collectively donate $250. That’s just ten people donating $25 each. EASY. Just make sure you email me to let me know you’d like your donation to count toward the Boobs for Peter fund.