Comments on: Beware the Accidental Drunk (state not noun, but he’s probably bad news too)

By: Ben

Ben — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 12:04:55 +0000

Once is an anomaly. It’s only once it starts happening routinely that it can be considered a happy accident. Clearly I’m the expert on these things.

By: RedWino

RedWino — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 05:51:58 +0000

I LOVE this post. I had to send the link to basically all my friends. and we actually quote you all the time…its sort of weird and i appreciate that, but we’re usually “holy shit I should probably start thinking about hangover breakfast‘ d-runk” when that happens. if you would like to continue to share your misadventures with drinking red wine i would sincerly appreciate it.
I loved some of the comments too (hilarious), the only problem i had with the comments is that people keep saying “i got accidentally drunk once”. ONCE!? Like as in once this week? these people’s responsible use of alcohol makes me feel bad, luckily i just opened some red wine….

By: You’re Not My Mom. (Except you, Mom. You are. STOP DENYING IT.)

You’re Not My Mom. (Except you, Mom. You are. STOP DENYING IT.) — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 16:37:38 +0000

[...] inquiries about my mental and physical health in relation to what could easily be interpreted as a pervasive bout of alcoholism, I thought it best that I clear the air a teensy tiny bit. While I welcome any and all reality [...]

By: Ben

Ben — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 11:17:49 +0000

Amazing! My parents are lucky they don’t make their own wine. LUCKY, I say!

By: Lisa

Lisa — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 13:24:40 +0000

Oh. My. God. This is my life! Hahahahaha. I can’t tell you how many times this happens to me because I think drinking red wine will make it easier for me to write (and it’s also free because my dad makes and bottles his own). But then the room starts spinning and I realize it’s been one glass too many, and there’s only like half a glass left in the bottle at this point. Fuck it, right?? I mean, I’m not gonna drink a half, nay, a third of a glass of wine tomorrow (Funny how in my head the amount of wine in the glass becomes less and less as I convince myself to drink it, but when I actually pour it it’s always closer to much more than the recommended pour) when there’s no back up bottle for me to have a second glass then. So I may as well just finish it, right? Right?? Abso-freaking-lutely! And I’ll just swing by my parents’ house for a few more bottles after work tomorrow. Living the dream.

By: Ben

Ben — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 13:48:58 +0000

I mean…it’s just good planning.

By: Ben

Ben — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 13:48:37 +0000

Me too. But don’t tell anyone.

By: Ben

Ben — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 13:48:17 +0000

I’ve never been straight tequila drunk…I’ve only ever done a shot or two in a night. Presumably it would just make me pukey, but I’ll find out.

By: Halifood

Halifood — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 00:01:12 +0000

This post made me feel better about my life.

I always have an array of smelly cheeses and imported, over-priced crackers ready to make any week night more socially acceptable.

By: Taylor

Taylor — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 20:33:56 +0000

“Everyone loads up RENT videos and has a good cry every now and then…”

LOVEit. I do this sober.