This morning, I am posting from the comfort of my own apartment. Usually, that wouldn’t be worth mentioning but up until yesterday morning, the plan was to be camped outside the box office with friends. We would each have a cell phone for calling and each have a cell phone for online shopping in order to get tickets to the Carrie Underwood concert.
Her music may be mainstream and fluffy, but we take our sassy, half-skirt wearin’, country singers/American Idol winners VERY SERIOUSLY. And since Halifax goes concert-crazy whenever anyone slightly famous comes to town, the thought of missing out on Carrie was giving my scurvy.
While we were forming the plan of attack yesterday, we heard that a radio station was offering a presale to their listeners. Clickety, bippety boop – we have our seats. And not just ANY seats. Our seats are here:
(max. four tickets per customer so our group of five will be split three and two. No big deal as our collective cat-calls and Oklahoma hottie-induced dizzy spells will unite us)
Oh yes, my friends. We will have the pleasure of watching her work her country catwalk throughout the whole concert. Has anyone noticed how she might be 90% legs? I HAVE. Our goal is to see who can touch them for the longest and who can get out of jail the quickest.
If she sings Alone by Heart like she did on Idol, I might throw up. Or die. Or rush the stage with a killer marriage proposal. Don’t worry, I told the newf he could still live in the house if I leave for Carrie (which I would).
How do you get me alone, Carrie? All you gotta do is ask, baby…
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Out of all of my posts? That is one I wouldn’t advise reading at work.
This might be the greatest thing ever. I can’t wait for tomorrow. I’m really wishing I could read blogs at work.
Josse: Where were you three months ago? I was single as the day is long.
Tia: Gay trumps metro, sure, but try to have a gay guy have sex with you. That’s where metro comes in.
Ben! I have totally fallin in (head over heels) love with you, and your blog! Andy, your freaking hilarious, and I can’t imagine what tomorrow will bring!
Thanks for making my crappy-to-much-to-do-not-enough-time-college-kicking-my-ass-AHHHHHHH day go a little better
Love, LOVE the co-blogging header.
Almost died when I read the “legend/legendary” part.
You guys are awesome. For realsies.
i think you both bring something important to the table.
but gay trumps metro, every time. sorry andy.
Is it strange that I am tad giddy for this partnership…this post alone was enough to have me hooked on the two of you for life. Too bad you are both unavailable, makes me sad inside.
This blog will be not only tell us but show us what it is girls want – as much attention as possible.
Can’t wait for tomorrow’s entry.
How come I wasn’t consulted for this? I know exactly what women like.
Shopping.
End blog.
It is pretty mean to make us wait until tomorrow. We are impatient. We crave instant gratification. We want to see some boobs right now. We are immature that way.
Oh, I see. This is part of the lesson, isn’t it? Well, unless Christian Bale offers advice about how to treat women before tomorrow, I guess we will all come back and maybe learn the rest. But try to throw in some boobs, okay?
This is so funny!
You are the most ambitious blogger I don’t know.
Funny!
I’m imagining you guys sitting in those movie star chairs getting interviewed…and for some reason one of you is wearing a pink feather boa??? and holding a martini in hand?? WHAT?
Love it, can’t wait for tomorrow!
I came over here to tell you that I’m pregnant with your baby.
But now I wonder if maybe it’s Andy’s instead seeing as you two are doing stuff together now.
I guess we’ll find out in about 6 months.
Damn, there’s always some new stunt going on here!
So much blogging participation
So I should send my BF co-blogging updates?
You know, so I can get some sweet sweet lovin’…
U guys crack me up! I can’t wait! This may be a match made in co-blog history!
I’d really like to know what the straight guy has to say about women. Ben I trust, straight guy, I don’t know…
Ok I’ll stop calling Andy the “straight guy.”
I may have peed a little while reading this.
therefor or therefore? I can never figure it out. you know what i mean.
Just started reading today. Great blog.
I don’t know if I can wait until tomorrow to learn from two obviously qualified men about women. While I’m not into other women, I’m interested to learn.