Saturday, January 30, 2010

holdme.

Guys?

I'm about two hours away of starting six hours of fitness classes in support of breast health.

That means I'm about eight hours away from actually meeting Richard Simmons. Yes - I'll get pictures.

That means I'm about eight-and-a-half hours away from praying for the sweet release of death.

Luckily, I've come up with a master plan. Instead of killing myself trying to do all the fitnessy junk that will be both challenging and embarrassing for me, I'm just going to do this routine on a constant loop all day long.


Stick to what you're good at, right?

20 comments:

Sarah said...

See, even that looks far too strenuous. I'd be the one lolling around on the mat with the towel for approximately 5.5 of the hours.

Anyway, you're amazing and will no doubt kick ass! Good luck and say hello to Monsieur Simmons for us!

Kate said...

Tell me I'm not the only one that saw the package shot.

Kyla Roma said...

Deep breaths, and good luck!!

Shannon said...

Have fun!

Lindsay said...

Good luck! Also, where did you find that video? I've never heard of this guy.

jamie said...

Good luck! I can't wait to hear all about it!

Kait said...

oh my gosh, this video. this amazing, amazing video. he's such an amazing, amazing creeper.

Lauren said...

Wait. Wait. Wait. RICHARD SIMMONS?

Barbara said...

@ Kate-totally saw the package shot too!

SilverNeurotic said...

Good for you!

I have no doubt I would have the stamina to put up with all that exercising. 30 minutes on the Wii Fit this afternoon nearly kicked my ass!

Kate said...

You've got to be done by now. Where is Richard Simmons? Seriously.

Andhari said...

Teach me how to do loops. It looks very hot. Ha!

Cheryl said...

Are you videotaping yourself doing this? Because if you're not, you should be. And then you should post it.

Mary said...

Oh God I hope you really did that. Especially the towel part.

I'm sure you totally rocked it! Can't wait to hear all about it :)

Anonymous said...

Ok, I'm going to go there... that butt floss makes her butt look very long and big.

I got a kick out of the Male Version though.. =)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6FlR59uNFI

Ms. Salti said...

1. Were you watching that for the one and only man in the video, or were the girls turning you on?

2. As a result of the first question, I'm beginning to wonder if the gay thing is a front to lure all us unsuspecting women into loving you...

3. I have a strange desire to go to the gym...

I adore you... I think I tell you that every time I leave you a comment, but oh well. I hope you survived the aerobic marathon. Can't wait to hear all about it!

Iva said...

I hope it went well! :)

Just A Girl said...

I'm confused. Why am I turned on by that guy's short shorts?

Ben said...

Sarah: As long as your rolling is slutty, I approve.

Kate: Good, right?

Kyla: Thanks - it was great!

Shannon: I did!

Lindsay: It's old...circa 2004? The DJ (Eric Prydz) isn't the hottie in the video.

Jamie: Thanks!

Kait: Ohhhh yes, my friend.

Lauren: You read right.

Barbara: hahaha It's Where's Waldo but for junk.

SilverNeurotic: 30 minutes is more than my daily average of 2!

Kate: I met him. I really, really met him.

Andhari: You like that, baby? Of course you do.

Cheryl: There is video. I might share it.

Mary: We'll save that for a private email.

Anon: I know right? I'm not down with the weird 80s cut.

MsSalti: No no no. It was for the one guy.

Iva: It did!

JustaGirl: 'Cause he's smokin' hot. It's cool. I feel the same way.

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