Since in the coming weeks I will be sharing with you 1) video of me delivering nippled cupcakes in short shorts, and 2) a video of my team of hotties in neon spandex including a recreation of the Flashdance water scene featuring yours truly, I've decided to take it easy this week and simply ask you to share your favourite quotes about boobs.It's also a nice way to celebrate that Bust a Move just past its first $100,000 raised! Be sure to share your boob quote in the comments. Love 'em, hate 'em, flaunt 'em - I want to hear it all.
"Ah Karen. Beneath those big breast beats a heart as big as those breasts." - Jack from Will & Grace.
"I hope people realize that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs" - Dolly Parton, submitted by Kirk.
"Mine are heavenly pillows. A gift from the greek gods." - Alexa.
"My rack is magical. It can open doors, load heavy things into the car, hell it even fixed a flat tire once!" - VeryBadCat.
"There are two too many tits in this conversation." - A roommate, submitted by Ally.
"When I was 16, I had no boobs. My mom prayed, a lot, that I'd get some. By 17, I was a D. Mom should've prayed for money." - MinD.
"The more I work out, the more weight I lose, the smaller my boobs get. That's the worst motivation for exercise ever." - Mel.
Posts
9 comments:
"Yeah, Lexa. A wall of opinions, tits, and hair." -- my friend Brendon
As heard on Thanksgiving with my 3 month old nephew. "Give him the boob! He'll shut up."
Vince Vaughn: Wedding Crashers:
"Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?"
i've heard that resting your head on my heavenly pillows has magical powers.
"HI BOOBS!"...what my husband exclaims every time I take off my top in front of him. :) He's damn cute when he says that....
My brother, in desperation for a second child (from a wife who was not interested):
"All I need is your womb and a boob; I'll do everything else!!"
I love Mel's quote the best :)
Can I wish I was more like Mel? I work out and never lose it out of my boobs, yet I *want* to. Gah. Woe is me.
I think you said lots of nice things about my boobs in your guest post.
i'll just count on you to submit one for me. =)
Post a Comment