The really amazing part that all that money came from just 25 people. Incredible! You don't have to donate much...every little bit helps us reach our goal of $7,000.
Second, I'm stepping this bitch into high gear. Buckle up your chastity belts and prepare to have your world rocked! It's time to bring my public embarrassment to the public with...
RETRO TELL-O-GRAMS!
Now with more cupcakes!
(**Starswipe! Glitter! Princess Peach-style Soundtrack! Neon! Etc!**)
Send any message to anyone within the Halifax-Dartmouth-Sackville-Bedford area by way of your very own short-short and tall-sock wearing delivery man and I will deliver it along with a delicious boob cupcake.
Don't have anyone to send a message to? Hire me to deliver your daily latté (at additional cost) or just pop by and say hello (included) to the detriment of my personal and professional reputation! EVERYBODY WINS!
Retro Tell-o-Grams may be purchased for $25 with payment available by credit card, debit or paypal through my online donation page or by cash or cheque to be collected in person. Orders and payment must be placed by 5pm on Wednesday, November 25. Email to confirm your message, the recipient and to confirm payment.
For those of you reading from out of town who may know Peter DeWolf, I will hereby commit to driving to his hometown to deliver a boob cupcake and message should you collectively donate $250. That's just ten people donating $25 each. EASY. Just make sure you email me to let me know you'd like your donation to count toward the Boobs for Peter fund.
All messages will be delivered between Tuesday, December 1
and Thursday, December 3 within regular business hours
and will be read aloud regardless of who is present.
This offer is for new donations as of November 10 only.
Singing and dancing available at extra cost.
A BIG extra cost.
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25 comments:
Be prepared...
Bring it on.
Can the $250 be in American dollars? I've so got Peter covered. Except we need to work out the details so maximize his humiliation (and thereby my entertainment.)
When you enter your total donation, it'll be in Canadian Dollars which will convert automatically on your credit card or Paypal. If you are donating the full value....you are crazy awesome.
I will bring a friend along to ensure video documentation of the journey. Not kidding.
I wish I knew someone that lived in Halifax. A boob cupcake delivery would be awesome.
As soon as you open this up to the American midwest, you let me know. I have a whole box full of Canadian dimes that are all yours!
I want in with the Peter Boobs for sure. Wait, that sounds weird. Never mind. I'm SO in. I want video, Ben. PROMISE THAT THERE WILL BE VIDEO.
Toe: The newf at school? My mom at work? The mayor? You name it, I'll do it.
Antny: That might be a little too much value for $25....
Doniree: Video = officially promised.
this is absolutely classic
CLASSIC
This is super wicked awesome. You need to get CBC on this stuff. Or maybe another station that doesn't suck so much.
So how much will it take for you to drive a boob cupcake to Charlotte, NC? Kidding kidding. I can barely afford McDonald's this week, ha... But LOVE the cupcakes.
I wish you would deliver boob cupcakes here. This is an amazing venture!
Sounds awesome! This was a cool idea.
damn you and your "new donations as of November 10 only"
except,well, NOT damn you because of all the "save the boobs" stuff
how much for a boob cupcake delivery to san diego?
OMG. Those cupcakes... I wish I lived in Atlantic Canada. ;) And whenever I receive my next paycheck, I'm going to donate a little somethin' something.
oh man if i was in canada i would totally take you up on this offer, just to see you deliver it, haha. love it.
I think when you deliver the cupcake to peter you should have to read that sexy poem he wrote aloud on camera.
Just a thought.
As if there wasn't enough of a reason to live in Eastern Canada already!!
I love this, I'm so glad it's going so well for you and I am bookmarking your donate link for when I've had more coffee =)
For National Cervical Cancer month (January) - Can you hand deliver cupcake cervix-es?
To New Jersey?
Naked?
Oh, wait. Sorry, the last part was a joke. Kinda.
Hehehehe, clever idea, my friend...you will see lots of action this way...haha!
This is totally genius.
BOOB FOR PETER?!??!
i'm going to donate just to read the recap of you guys actually meeting!
You call those "short shorts"? Those are just your basic run of the mill dolphin shorts.
You can go higher, Benny My Boy....
Not only is what you are doing fantastic but your cupcakes!!! Oh my god your cupcakes!!!!!
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