8:00am - Pack up the car for a road trip to hassle a certain blogger who does Ashley impressions that make me pee myself and make Ashley angry.8:30am - 2:00pm - Sing loudly to music from the nineties, eat unhealthy snack foods without worrying about crumbs on the floor mats because the newf isn't there to yell at us and even if he were he's not the boss of us and I'm not afraid of him...
2:30pm - Find Peter. I shake his hand and act like a crazed fan girl. Ashley? Well, she kicks him in the crotch and runs off in search of lobster.
3:00pm - Drive back home, Ashley - satisfied with her amazon gonna-kick-yo'-ass ways, Ben - a little frightened.
8:00pm - Rent movies with gratuitous hotness and toplessness. Waste away the night.
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I'm just amazed at your ability to work blog titles into your dream date.
That's my favorite thing ever. :)
this is kind of weird.
something similar to that scene happened to me last week.
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It was good to meet you, sir.
Ashley on the other hand...
I also like the post title... and as for gratuitous nudity...
Haha, this series is awesome! And I loved that drive back...but I think it's because I want to go kick some people around for no good reason. One of those days I guess.
Ashley: That's pretty much my motivation for this entire series - the puns.
Franco: I'm very sorry to hear that!
Peter: What a bitch, eh?
Andy: needs more?
Dorkys:: It's a good destresser. Well, for you, not the other people.
Wow! I get TWO guys on my dream date? SCORE!! I am one lucky bitch ;)
And I will have you know I have no amazonian qualities! :-P
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