[The Dream Date series continues with Jenn from You are flawed if you are not free!]11:00am - Meet up later because Jenn does not get enough sleep (I think). Share cheesy scones and Starbucksy drinks.
12:00pm - Roll up into a spa of some sort for a couples package so she can enjoy a massage for once instead of giving them. Insist on our own music selections instead of soothing whale calls. Giggle about funny internet things on our phones instead of relax. Annoy massage therapists with "OMG look at this funny cat picture!" statements.
3:00pm - Search for the city's best baked goods to rival Chicago's cupcake menagerie. My guess would be Julien's. Stuff Face.
4:00pm - Go to the Discovery Centre because Jenn likes to learn and I like things with flashy lights and bubbles. Push kids down flights of stairs so we can be first in line for everything. Kids smell.
5:00pm - Dinner at Seven to allow Jenn to indulge in the biggest wine selection around. She's on vacation after all. Plus the wine will take her down a notch from her discovery high.
7:00pm - Catch a Shakespeare by the Sea performance. Hope it sobers Jenn up or put her to sleep.
12:00am - Carry Jenn to car. Drop her off at the airport, call her mother and hope for the best.
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You crack me up. We would so push kids down the stairs!!! My mom would leave me at the airport :P
haha nooo don't leave her at the airport. make the newf stay with her or something. LOL
Bahahahaha
This is much better than any date I've ever been on. Well done.
You had me at bubbles
I am sooo easily distracted by flashy lights and bubbl-oh look at the kitty
A faster way to get kids out of the way is to shout "OMG!! Is that Cindrella over there?"
That way you don't have to hurt them. You only disappoint them bitterly and make them cry but so what?
By the time the figure out they've been duped POOF! You're a phantom. You've disappeared.
I want dance music next time I get a massage! I lurve the Discovery Centre (if it's anything like the Science Centre here!) excellent date!
How fun is this! Quick, what would you do to all the kiddies if you were at Disneyland?
Jenn sure is a lucky girl.
I loved this one! This series is hilarious. You are a clever creator of blog goodness.
You might have to crank call Jamie while you're stuffing your face with cupcakes.
oh, please, really, don't waste your massage surfing the net! it will be there when you're done!
Jenn: Hahaha she would NOT. Well, depending on how festive I got you.
Maxie: Ugh...but then they'd talk about science and stuff...
Aine: I'm better in theory than in practice.
Narm: I thought I might.
Rachel: So our date could've just been a park bench with leaves blowing by?
Kristen: Ha! Good idea! I do like the assault and battery aspect of my version.
Alice: I don't want to sleep through my massages because then you don't get the experience of it. You just sleep and wake up oily. I mean, I've been on dates like that that didn't cost me $80. Bahaha just kidding. Maybe.
Phil: Push and question Santa's existence?
AlmostRight: Aww thanks! Can you believe I wrote all of these in one day?
ModernGal: Hahaha that's a given!
Verybadcat: But massages are booooooring...
You are too funny.
And now I really want a scone.
Erin: Best scones on the planet are in Ottawa at the Sconewitch. They make a ton of different kinds, cut out the centres and fill them with things like scrambled eggs and cheese, fresh fruit and cream, and other heavenly options.
Sounds tasty. Pick some up and mail them to me!
This is hysterical!
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